| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2237 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 279 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 232 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7503 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 703 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.
So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4590 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5694 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!
So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9553 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9131 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Farms Harvested: | 788 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).
And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 869 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 136 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 180 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7887 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8447 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!
OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6855 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 5118 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 65 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 623 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9601 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Description |
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| Join our discord server and mine into a unique new world where you can craft and survive with your friends! We wish to enhance your joy of Minecraft multiplayer and create a space where you can play with strangers who you can call friends. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join this new Minecraft community? | Yes, you can join our discord server to be a part of our community. |
| What kind of world can I expect? | You can expect a fantastical world where you can build, craft, and survive with your friends. |
| Can I build my own town in this world? | Absolutely! You can claim a plot of land and build your own town, inviting others to create a community with you. |
| Is trading with other towns permitted? | Yes, you can trade and sell with other towns to grow your own town while making sure nothing goes to waste. |
| What about losing items? | Don’t worry, we have taken care of that to ensure you won’t lose your items. |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7750 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 896381 |
Join this server if you wanna experience the nostalgia of the good old days of Minecraft. We’re talking about those classic blocks, mobs, and landscapes that will make you feel like you’re back in 2011.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to relive the past, but you’ll also get to experience the chaos of a world where everything is old but still fresh and exciting. It’s like a time warp of epic proportions!
So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey through time and space in the most hilarious and mind-bending way possible, then this Minecraft server is the place for you. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly bizarre and awesome!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1800 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into watching someone else’s kid while you’re on winter break. Instead, you can enjoy sleeping in way too late and being lazy without any judgment. Plus, we have free childcare services in-game, so you can trust that your virtual children will be taken care of while you explore the blocky world.
Don’t let your sister weaponize your nephew against you – join our server and surround yourself with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being expected to play mommy when you’re just trying to enjoy your child-free, college years. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 2311 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your rage in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Take out your frustrations on pixelated blocks instead of real-life people!
Imagine creating a giant statue of your childhood bully and then blowing it up with TNT. Or building a castle to protect yourself from all the bullies in the world. The possibilities are endless!
So come on, join us and let go of all that old baggage. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some therapeutic healing in the process. And hey, if you ever need to vent, our virtual therapists are always available for a chat.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to turn your pain into power. Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to healing and happiness!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6847 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5455 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1238 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
But that’s not even the best part. We also have this secret underground club where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties. It’s, like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of llamas racing each other around a track.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s all about having a good time and doing the most random things you can think of, then you definitely need to join us. Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat. I mean, how could you resist that? Join now and let the craziness begin! 🐷🥔🐔🦙 #PotatoLuck #ChickenDanceParty #LlamaRaces
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9630 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 138 | Votes: | 4176 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9624 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
Join our server and embark on a quest to build the ultimate 1970s disco palace, complete with lava lamp decorations and funky dance floors. But beware, the creepers in bell-bottoms are always lurking around the corner!
Form alliances with other players to create your own groovy commune, where you can trade goods and services like lava lamps and platform shoes. Or, if you’re feeling adventurous, strike out on your own and become a lone wolf, surviving off the land and dodging lava flows.
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate time-traveling adventure in Minecraft! Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a pixelated world full of polyester and peace signs waiting for you?
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3086 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
we have magical blocks that turn into diamonds when you mine them, and pigs that fly around dropping golden apples.
our community is filled with unicorns and dragons that help you build the most epic castles and villages you’ve ever seen.
join now and watch as your in-game riches grow faster than the poverty rate in Argentina!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9115 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 90 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
