🦞 Sunburned SMP: Surviving Lobster Pots & Custom Gear, minus the Whitelist & Resets! 1.20+ for both Java & Bedrock!

Events, Lobster, No Resets, Sunburned, Resets

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Server IP	play.shaded.gg

Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Shaded is the best SMP survival server in 2024, offering a classic and immersive gameplay experience with a friendly and active community. Features include land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, and more. Join us today at play.shaded.gg!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

2. Is the server cross-platform?

Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server, allowing both Java and Bedrock players to join and play together.

3. What features does the server offer?

Shaded offers land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, quests, free ranks, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

4. How can I protect my creations and belongings?

You can protect your creations and belongings on Shaded by using land claiming and grief prevention features.

5. Is there a dedicated staff team on the server?

Yes, Shaded has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to player feedback.

6. Where can I find more information and updates about the server?

For more information and updates, you can visit the Shaded website, Discord, Twitter, and Vote page.

7. Are there any in-game events or challenges?

Yes, Shaded offers quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players entertained and rewarded.

The Balding Explorer 1.21

balding remedies, Explorer, balding solutions, balding self-esteem, hair loss

Yo, forget about my man’s balding head, come join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life!

We got pixelated blocks for days and mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Plus, who needs hair when you can build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss?

Join us and let your inner blocky adventurer shine, balding or not!

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Kissing Company Minecraft SMP

kiss for money, Minecraft, business idea, kiss for cash, kissing company

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a kissing company! That’s right, for just $5, you can get a kiss from one of our hand-picked ladies in the game. And let me tell you, these virtual kisses are worth every penny!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen!

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SnowGlobeSurprise

christmas, devastation, Wife, insistence, Shattered

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of snow globes and the devastation that comes with breaking them! Join us for a world where fragile items are cherished and protected (or not, depending on how good you are at not dropping them).

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the delicate beauty of snow globes and understand the struggle of trying to keep them intact. Whether you’re a pro at handling fragile items or just enjoy the thrill of living on the edge, this server is the place for you.

Just like in the story above, you never know when a snow globe might shatter and bring chaos to your virtual world. But hey, at least you’ll get to enjoy it first before it inevitably breaks, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the excitement of living on the edge with fragile items. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of listening to your wife (or not).

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PublicPVPPrankster – Minecraft SMP

self defense, bystander intervention, Harassment, personal space, Boundaries

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but raw potatoes as weapons. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the forest and grants wishes to anyone who can find it.

So if you want to join a server where the sky is purple, the trees are made of candy, and the pigs wear top hats, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared to be attacked by flying squids and chased by dancing skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and the chance to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle. See you there, my fellow Minecraft maniacs! #bestserverever #llamalove #potatowarriors

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PixelPurse

valuable objects, valuable items to sell, unexpectedly valuable, valuable artifacts, valuable possessions

Have you ever thought that potatoes could be the key to becoming a Minecraft millionaire? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground potato farm that produces the rarest and most valuable potatoes in the entire Minecraft universe. Join our server and become the ultimate potato tycoon, selling your spuds for insane amounts of virtual cash!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a pet panda army that roams the server, ready to protect and serve their fearless leader (that’s you, by the way). Ride into battle on the back of a panda and conquer all who dare to challenge you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most potato-filled adventure of your Minecraft life!

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