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| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Be me in Minecraft SMP
>Imagine building your dream base while also hitting the jackpot in our virtual casino!
>Who needs a social life when you can be the richest player on the server by winning big in our custom gambling mini-games?
>Forget about relationships, join our SMP and let the blocks be your true love!
>Don’t miss out on the chance to block that girl who touched your junk and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of alien llamas who trade rare items for space cheese. Yes, you heard that right, space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.
Join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are non-stop. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure. See you in space, fellow Minecrafters!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered friends that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to lay eggs yourself. Who wouldn’t want to be a part-time chicken?
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigman Mafia reigns supreme. They may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – these pigs mean business. If you can earn their trust, you may just find yourself with a powerful ally in your quest for dominance.
So come join us on our zesty, chicken-filled, pig-tastic adventure. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world? Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or throw them at your enemies.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the pigs danced, the chickens sang, and the creepers told jokes. It was a magical place where you could build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.
But that’s not all! On this server, you can join in on the craziest events, like the No Music? Yes Summer! extravaganza where you can party with Roselia and rock out to some sick tunes. And don’t even get me started on the Marine Blue of the Azure Rose Gacha, where you can win a 5-star Lisa and ride off into the sunset on a unicorn made of rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in this virtual wonderland. Join now and become a part of the most outrageous community in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 174 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for epic dump battles, where players compete to see who can dump the most ridiculous things in the most outrageous locations. From giant piles of dirt to entire villages made out of TNT, the possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for mischief and mayhem?
So come on, join us and let your inner prankster run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the more you dump, the more fun you’ll have!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!
So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 414 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant rollercoaster that takes you straight to the moon! And don’t worry about pesky creepers blowing up your creations, we have a team of ninja villagers ready to protect your builds at all costs.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret dance-off competition every Saturday night where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! So come join us at the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where anything is possible and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 642588 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where you’ll need to team up with your fellow players to take them down before they destroy everything in sight. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them – talk about a jackpot!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the lava traps and zombie hordes that guard it, they’re not too keen on sharing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Ep 5 out, but the fun is just getting started.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Imagine a world where every block you place is a reflection of God’s divine plan. Build your own temple, divide the land with righteousness, and show off your creations to the Almighty himself!
We’ve got insane stories of players who have built entire cities dedicated to the study of God’s word. From giant statues of biblical figures to intricate mazes that test your knowledge of scripture, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and show God that you are a true workman of Minecraft, approved unto Him in all your blocky glory. Let’s dive into the world of Godly creations and have a blast like never before!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their favorite Pokemon as weapons. Can you imagine the chaos of a Charizard vs Blastoise showdown in the middle of a diamond mine? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
