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| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 7947 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 788 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says āmagic beans.ā
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
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| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Version > 1.9-1.21.3
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
ā¤ Football (/football)
ā¤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
ā¤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
ā¤ Weapons (/guns)
ā¤ Transport (/vehicles)
ā¤ Pets (/pets)
ā¤ Feelings (/feelings)
ā¤ Duels (/duel)
ā¤ Sex (/sex)
ā¤ Clans (/clan)
ā¤ Weddings (/marry)
ā¤ Hookahs (/kalian)
ā¤ Friends (/friends)
ā¤ Auction (/ah)
ā¤ Dance (/dance)
ā¤ Spit (/spit)
ā¤ Private (/region)
ā¤ Tops (/tops)
ā¤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
ā¤ Date head database (/headdb)
ā¤ Skin illumination (/glow)
ā¤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
ā¤ Report-System (/report)
ā¤ In-game console (/console)
ā¤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
ā¤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
ā¤ King of the Mountains (/king)
ā¤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
ā¤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
ā¤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
ā¤ Economy (Currency)
ā¤ Salary (Issued automatically)
ā¤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
ā¤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
ā¤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
ā¤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
ā¤ In-game console (/console)
ā¤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
ā¤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
ā¤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
ā¤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
ā¤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
ā¤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
ā¤ Airdrops
ā¤ Mystics
ā¤ Caches
ā¤ Relics
ā¤ Spheres
ā¤ Blocks with private
ā¤ Items at lvl X
ā¤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
ā¤ Automine (/warp mine)
ā¤ Buyer (/seller)
ā¤ Auction (/ah)
ā¤ Shop (/shop)
ā¤ Quests (/quests)
ā¤ Whales (/kit)
ā¤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
ā¤ Auction (/ah)
ā¤ Automine (/warp mine)
ā¤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
ā¤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
ā¤ Menu (/menu)
ā¤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabiesānow they fall asleep faster than ever.
Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is full of surprises and wacky challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Special Investigation: The Tree of Sephiroth where you can uncover ancient secrets while fighting off evil mobs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddleājust hope they donāt ask you for one in return!
But wait, there’s more! Our members include Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish. Each member brings their own unique flair to the server, making every gameplay session a wild ride.
And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with me. So come join our Discord server for notification only, no interaction with the girls, and check out our VAllure Links for more information. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4990 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbreadāitās sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of pixelated villagers doing the Macarena.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical flying pig? Yes, you heard that right. We have flying pigs that will take you on a tour of the server from high up in the sky. Just hold on tight and enjoy the view!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to running from mobs and hello to a world of crazy fun and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallowsāsoft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.
Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morningāitās the best way to start the day.
Join us and you’ll find out why that drummer girl has such a huge forehead – turns out, it’s actually a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who knew forehead size could be so useful in Minecraft?
But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the funniest jokes and gives out free diamonds to anyone who can make him laugh. Trust us, it’s worth it just to hear his terrible puns.
So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you? Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before in Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 215 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its ownāitās been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing enchanted diamonds at their weak spots. Or participate in our weekly llama races, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of golden carrots.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and shoot fireballs from its beak. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden realms where you can meet unicorns, fight off zombie llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a magical rainbow cape that lets you fly around the server like a majestic superhero.
So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT cannons). Existence has never been so hilarious!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 42 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no oneās looking.
But wait, there’s more! Our server just had a crazy update on 10/24 that you won’t want to miss. We’ve got increased rates on Krau & Holy Sacrifice and Mui & Circus Fantasia, plus some epic mystic summons that will have you screaming with joy.
And don’t even get me started on our /e7g/ Guilds. We’ve got Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – all ready to welcome you with open arms. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddleājust hope they donāt ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 5346 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, PleiadesLillie, AyuCouldEat, and RakiKazuki. And don’t even get us started on the mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona, HoshimiyaMeeple, and Yoiyume_Fuwamu.
Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place? Plus, we have exclusive discussions about Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy that you won’t find anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a woolly good time! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret sheep society plotting world domination…just kidding…or are we? šš #SheepSquadGoals
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrivedāgo figure!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memoryāitās become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
