| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Emeralds Found: | 598 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moonâsince then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipopsâitâs become the serverâs favorite snack source.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witchâs Brew Drunk: | 17 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of teaâhow polite!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3748 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifactsâtalk about a paradox!
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memoryâitâs become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea partiesâtalk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relicâbest decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.
Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?
With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swingâitâs now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Witchâs Brew Drunk: | 13 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of teaâhow polite!
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itselfâit now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
