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The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MoneyMakin’ Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, Disclosure, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, financial disclosure, financial privacy, income, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyMakin, personal boundaries, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationships, Respect, salary, Server, sharing, social etiquette, social norms

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your personal information will be kept safe and sound! Unlike some people who think it’s okay to share your salary with the whole world, we understand the importance of privacy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret society dedicated to keeping your salary a secret. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone who can keep their salary under wraps.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t tell anyone how much you make, or you might end up in hot water like poor old Mrs. Pickle Ball over here. Let’s keep it light, keep it fun, and most importantly, keep it private. See you on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7847	Dragon Eggs Found:	7853
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WifeCraftJobForce

aita, Argument, Choice, Chores, dream job, financial hit, hospitalization, job offer, LEAVING, Marriage, Medical Insurance, perfect job, pet care, rejection, savings, split expenses, Support, Understanding, unemployed, WifeCraftJobForce, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and sharing responsibilities just like a marriage! Join us for the ultimate challenge of balancing work, chores, and pet care in a virtual world.

Are you tired of carrying the load while your partner sits back and relaxes? Well, on our server, everyone pulls their weight or faces the consequences – just like in real life!

Embark on epic quests to find the perfect job for your virtual spouse, all while maintaining a clean virtual home and keeping your virtual pets happy. Will they finally accept a job offer or will you have to make the tough decision to leave them behind?

Join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few tears. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life relationships? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Divine Spears Created:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GhostlySigns Minecraft SMP

#spiritual guidance, afterlife communication, angelic visitation, comforting presence, connecting with spirits, coping with loss, deceased loved one, divine intervention, Eternal Love, GhostlySigns, grief support, guardian angels, Life after death., messages from heaven, Minecraft, paranormal activity, Psychic Medium, Signs and Symbols, signs from beyond, smp, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual connection, supernatural experiences

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of your deceased loved ones sending you signs from beyond the grave. That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here you’ll be communicating with spirits while building your dream base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually master builders in disguise. They’ll help you create the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, all while cracking jokes and telling hilarious stories about their time in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with supernatural encounters and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden truth behind the creepers’ obsession with blowing things up. It’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CelebCraft: DiddyDownfall

CelebCraft, celebrity downfall, celebrity downfall rumors, celebrity downfall speculation, celebrity drama, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity lifestyle, celebrity news, celebrity predictions, celebrity rumors, celebrity scandals, Diddy, DiddyDownfall, downfall prediction, downfall speculation, Fame, fame and fortune, Hollywood downfall, pop culture downfall, scandal, Tabloid gossip

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some juicy drama to keep you entertained while you mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just witness the next celebrity to have a Diddy-like downfall right before your very eyes! Will it be Justin Bieber building inappropriate statues out of diamond blocks? Or maybe Taylor Swift getting caught griefing her neighbor’s house? The possibilities are endless and the drama is non-stop!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out after dark. You never know who you might run into down there – maybe even Notch himself! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t soon forget. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server…unless it ends up on YouTube!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Join Convict Network Release for a server where orange is the new blocky black!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.convictnetwork.com
Version	1.20.4
Gamemode	Skyblock

Why Convict Network?

At Convict Network we believe in building a community with our players, ensuring they enjoy playing on the server. We pride ourselves with our communication with the community and hearing all helpful insights to make the players experience better.

Network Store: https://store.convictnetwork.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server currently in beta?	Yes, we are nearing the launch of our Skyblock Beta.
How long has the server been in development?	More than 7 months of dedicated development.
What can players expect from the gameplay experience?	A smooth and enjoyable playing experience, fine-tuned for maximum enjoyment.
How can players provide feedback or suggestions?	Join our Network Discord for sneak peeks, updates, and player feedback.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, blocky, consent, feminism, gender equality, gender-based violence, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, Misogyny, rape awareness, rape culture, rape prevention, Server, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual violence, victim blaming, violence against women, women’s advocacy, women’s autonomy, women’s dignity, women’s empowerment, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds deeper than the Nether, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – our server is so crazy, even the villagers have started their own punk rock band. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player, pulling off pranks that will leave you laughing until you respawn.

So why shouldn’t women be raped? Because on our server, everyone is treated with respect and given the chance to unleash their creativity in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. Join us today and see why our server is the craziest, most fun place to play Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Stephanie’s SMP Adventures

Admiration, Adventures, beauty, beauty standards, fan forum, female empowerment, female wrestler, Gorgeous, hyper-fixation, iconic, Idol, inspiration, powerful woman, Role Model, smp, Stephanie McMahon, Stephanie McMahon appreciation, Stephanie’s, strong woman, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe, WWE superstar

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where all the action is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time we all dressed up as Stephanie McMahon and had a fashion show in the virtual world. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We also have epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for rare diamonds, and even a secret underground dance party where we bust out our best moves.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Stephanie McMahon would approve, I’m sure of it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TrailBlocker Minecraft Server

City Living, city regulations, community conflict, Detour, hiking trail, Homeowner, Liability Concerns, littering, Minecraft, neighborhood access, outdoor recreation, private property, property boundary, property lines, property ownership, property rights, public access, public property, river valley, Server, trail access, trail maintenance, TrailBlocker

Are you tired of dealing with pesky pedestrians invading your property while you’re just trying to enjoy your river view? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual river valley trail system where you can control who gets to walk through and who gets blocked off with virtual barriers! No more dealing with litterbugs or liability issues – just pure, unadulterated control over your virtual property.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus: a virtual neighbor who will constantly argue with you about your virtual property rights! It’s like drama, but in pixel form!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and show the world that you’re not the asshole – you’re just a virtual property owner with a vision. Join today and start building your own virtual trail system – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TballMomDramaCraft

AITAH, Arguing, baseball, child’s activities, Equipment, ex wife, family dynamics, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, pink glove, pink glove controversy, play correctly, proper equipment, proper technique, Right hand, right-handed, sports, Sportsmanship, T-ball, T-ball league, TballMomDramaCraft

Are you tired of dealing with parents who don’t know the first thing about sports equipment? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of T-ball leagues with clueless parents!

On our server, you can play with whatever glove you want, whether it’s pink, purple, or covered in glitter. No one will judge you for using the “wrong” hand, because in Minecraft, anything goes!

Plus, we have exclusive mini-games where you can show off your T-ball skills and hit home runs like a pro. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – on our server, you make the rules!

So say goodbye to the chaos of real-life sports leagues and join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a home run every time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BreakfastCraft SMP: What’s Your Go-To Meal?

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Good morning, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old breakfast routines? Join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up a delicious feast of virtual pancakes, bacon made of pixels, and lava-cooked eggs! Trust us, it’s a culinary experience like no other. Plus, rumor has it that our resident pig, Sir Oinksalot, is a master chef in disguise. Who knows what delicious creations he’ll whip up next! So come join us for breakfast and stay for the chaos and shenanigans that only our server can provide. It’s a breakfast bonanza you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyTimeMachine

advice, Changing the past, CraftyTimeMachine, Future decisions, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom, Youthful mistakes

If I could go back in time, I would tell my younger self to join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to play. Join us for the ultimate adventure of a lifetime and make memories that will have you laughing for years to come. So what are you waiting for? Time travel your way to our server and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	126
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Animals Bred:	67	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BoomCoastCraft

bomb disposal, Bomb squad, bomb threat, BoomCoastCraft, coastal patrol, crisis management., danger zone, Detonation, emergency response, english coast, evacuation, explosion, explosive device, Floating, heaves, maritime security, megabomb, Military, naval operations, near.., Public Safety

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got a floating megabomb dat just be chillin near da English coast. like, who wouldn’t wanna see dat? it’s like a fireworks show but way more dangerous and exciting.

Plus, we got a secret underground lair where all da coolest players hang out. we got diamond armor for days and a never-ending supply of enchanted weapons.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that roams the server and breathes fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? yeah, we’re pretty much unstoppable.

So come join us on dis epic adventure and see what all da hype is about. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

What are Minecraft servers like Crazy Planet S2 ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Crazy Planet S2 include:

1. Hypixel – Hypixel is a popular Minecraft server known for its variety of minigames and game modes, as well as unique features like custom plugins and events.

2. Mineplex – Mineplex is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a range of minigames, including popular ones like Skywars and Survival Games. It also has a strong community and active player base.

3. The Hive – The Hive is a Minecraft server that offers a mix of popular minigames and game modes, such as Hide and Seek and DeathRun. It also has unique features like custom cosmetics and unlockable perks.

4. CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games is a Minecraft server that focuses on competitive gameplay, with a variety of PvP games like EggWars and SkyWars. It also has custom features like parkour challenges and seasonal events.

5. Complex Gaming – Complex Gaming is a Minecraft server known for its mix of survival and minigames, offering a unique blend of gameplay experiences for players to enjoy.

These servers all offer similar elements to Crazy Planet S2 , including engaging gameplay, community events, and unique features to keep players entertained. Whether you’re looking for a new challenge or simply want to explore different servers, these options are worth checking out.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	206
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PontialLand: Where griefers go to cry and creepers get stage fright!

Advanced, Adventuring, anti cheat, Build Competitions, building, Challenges, classic, Cooperative, CREEPERS, cross-platform, cry, Environment, Friendly, fright, Fun, Griefers, Platform, PontialLand, Protection, Pure, PvP, Rewards, Safe, SECURITY, Simple, Stable, Stage, Survival, Tournaments, Vanilla

🌍 PontialLand Survival Server 🌍
(Java & Bedrock Cross-Platform)

Overview:

Server Type:	Pure Survival, Safe and Stable
Server Version:	Minecraft 1.21.2 (Supports both Java and Bedrock players)
Java IP:	mc1401349.fmcs.cloud
Bedrock IP:	162.55.95.54
Bedrock Port:	32491
Community:	Join our Discord/QQ group for updates and to connect with fellow players!

Server Features:

Cross-Platform Play
Pure Survival
No Griefing
Friendly Community
Custom Events
Strong Server Protection

Who Should Join?

Players who love a classic, pure survival experience
Anyone who wants to play with friends across different platforms (Java and Bedrock)
Those who enjoy building, adventuring, and surviving in a safe, protected environment

How to Join:

Java Edition: Enter our server IP: mc1401349.fmcs.cloud
Bedrock Edition: Enter the IP: 162.55.95.54 and port 32491

Join PontialLand today and be part of a warm, friendly, and creative Minecraft community—whether you’re on Java or Bedrock!

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on this server from both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft?

A: Yes, PontialLand is a cross-platform server, allowing players on both Java and Bedrock editions to join and play together. Just use the respective IP and port provided above.

Q: Is griefing allowed on this server?

A: No, PontialLand has strict anti-grief measures in place to protect player creations. You can build and play without fear of your constructions being destroyed.

Q: Are there special events or challenges on this server?

A: Yes, PontialLand hosts custom events, PvP tournaments, and build competitions with rewards for winners. It adds an extra layer of excitement to the classic survival gameplay.

Q: How can I connect with other players on the server?

A: Join the Discord/QQ group associated with PontialLand to stay updated on server news, connect with fellow players, and engage in community discussions.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	1353	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1808	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3