| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Animals Bred: | 67 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2380 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!
If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.
Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).
So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 101 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7968 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.
2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.
3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?
4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
