🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockBusterJoy

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Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

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We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

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Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mines Excavated:	4564
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	214	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DoggoElevatorDrama

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Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NoobNostalgia

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4797	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Battlefront1800

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come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2607
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crops Grown:	2816	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5