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| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 366 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9805 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!
We promise not to judge your cake choices and will even provide virtual banana cakes with vegan frosting and sauce for all birthdays. Plus, if your in-game husband doesn’t appreciate your virtual baking skills, you can always bake a chocolate cake for yourself on your birthday – no judgment here!
So come join us for a crazy, cake-filled adventure on our Minecraft server – where baking drama meets block-building fun!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens to do their bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to control all the chickens in the land.
If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its horn and grants wishes to those who bring it a stack of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and experience the magic of true love, chicken armies, and rainbow unicorns in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. They start throwing emeralds at you while singing a catchy tune. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a giant rainbow-colored creeper comes bouncing towards you, exploding into a shower of candy and confetti.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to those who can defeat his army of flying cows. Rumor has it that whoever manages to ride a pig into battle against the Chicken King will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn.
So why waste your time on boring old games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 554 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 900545 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8444 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’ve eaten a whole field of magic mushrooms. But don’t worry, your body parts are safe here (unless you want to chop down some trees, that is).
We’ve got crazy builds, insane mobs, and more surprises than a man with an axe and a bad trip. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the axe at home, okay?
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
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| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through a world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why that video got leaked – was it Diddy, or did the Ender Dragon have something to do with it? The only way to find out is to log in and start mining!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out with Mark Briscoe himself for the title of ROH World Champion! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building elaborate structures, the real challenge is taking down this virtual wrestling legend in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history.
But be warned, Mark Briscoe is no pushover. He’s got diamond armor for days and a mean right hook that can knock you out with just one hit. Only the bravest and most skilled players will have a shot at dethroning him and claiming the title for themselves.
So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills to the max and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion, join our server today and get ready for the fight of your virtual life!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 2957 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Mines Excavated: | 3743 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4975 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Pixelated Fun Zone Minecraft Server
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the lair was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass by farming these feathered jewel factories!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Welcome to the little dark age, where the fun never ends!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 203 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 8512 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
