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| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?
Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 164 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 8613 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7281 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4506 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.
But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9248 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!
Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 131 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5441 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 880117 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!
zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”
so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 347 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6849 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!
✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4
✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans
⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp
⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5104 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.
Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 340 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.
Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.
So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4128 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
