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| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.
But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2863 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!
Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!
zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”
so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!
✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4
✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans
⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp
⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 397 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.
Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 114 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.
Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.
So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!
So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3587 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥
Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫
Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
