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Dad’s Last Request: No Thanks Mom

BETRAYAL, Dads, death wish, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family home, family obligations., father daughter relationship, favoritism, financial inheritance, healthcare decisions, healthcare proxy, Inheritance, mom, mother-daughter relationship, parental expectations, parental favoritism, Request, sibling rivalry, Will

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magic Items Found:	1909
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of family drama and favoritism? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally, even the creepers!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom leaving the family home to your brother just because he needs more space for his expanding family. Here, everyone gets their own virtual mansion, no questions asked!

Don’t let real-life family feuds ruin your gaming experience. Join us and build your dream home without any inheritance drama. Plus, we promise there won’t be any passive-aggressive messages in chat about who mom loves more.

So come join us, where the only thing exploding is TNT, not family relationships!

TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

Appetizing, Chewy, crunchy, culinary pleasure, delectable, DELICIOUS, Eating, Enjoyable, flavorsome, Food, gastronomic delight, Indulgent, Minecraft, mouthfeel, pleasurable, satisfying, scrumptious, sensory experience, Smooth, smp, Taste, TastyTexture, textural

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.

And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.

EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

AMERICANS, bill, Congress, current events, debate, Decision making, Democracy, Department, Department of Education, education, EduGoneGOP, Future, Government, Impact, legislation, News, policy, Politics, public schools, republicans, RIP, society, united states

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

CraftyTradeWars

China, CraftyTradeWars, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, filing lawsuit, global trade, international relations, international trade, legal action, legal proceedings, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade regulations, trade sanctions, trade war, US, World Trade Organization

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Votes:	3136
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

algal biomass, aquatic ecosystems, Biodiversity, climate change, climate crisis, ecological balance, ecosystem changes, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, environmental research, freshwater habitats, glacier shrinking, glacier-fed streams, GlacierCraft, global warming, MAYHEM, microbial communities, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiomes, species dynamics, stream health, water quality

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magic Items Found:	1207
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

RusticMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, survival community village adventure exploration building crafting multiplayer sandbox teamwork economy factions RPG loot PvP factions roleplay fantasy minigames mods, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

rusticmc.org

Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, attitude, Confidence, culture, dawg, dawgs, determination, dog, Domain, empowerment, Hip Hop, I’ve got, Identity, in me, influence, Lyrics, Music, Rap, Self-expression, strength, swagger, that, Urban

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

DepositDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken foot, coworker, deep pour resin, Deposit, DepositDrama, Flowers, Funeral, limited income, major surgeries, Minecraft, molds, online store, polymer clay, preservation, reimbursement, resin, RESPONSIBILITY, Retirement, Server, silica gel powder, spinal fusion, test flowers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

NoPartyForYou19

anxiety, Birthday Party, Boundaries, career choices, Challenges, college, counseling, DAUGHTER, Driving, Expectations, family, guidance, INDEPENDENCE, NoPartyForYou19, parenting, parenting struggles, part time job, relationships, sleepover, Support, teenager

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

CraftyTariffWars

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffWars, DEBT, Dispute, Economy, export, finance, Import, international relations, Leaders, mexico, MONEY, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

Pixel Unity Land

Conflict, current events, disagreement, Division, global perspectives, Land, modern times, needs met, Opinions, PIXEL, polarization, societal beliefs, societal challenges, societal direction, societal divide, societal issues, societal progress, societal trends, societal values, society, Unity, world direction, world views

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3

LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular risks, Havoc, Heart, Heart Disease, high blood pressure, maternal cardiovascular health, maternal health, maternal heart health, Mothers of twins, postpartum care, postpartum health, pregnancy complications, risk factors, Trouble, twin, twin births, twin health outcomes, twin mothers, twin parenting, twin pregnancies, twin pregnancy risks, twin research, twin studies

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

activism, Awareness, beauty, Community, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fashion, Gyaru, Identity, Japanese fashion, Land, Lives Matter, movement, Quest, representation, Self-expression, social justice, solidarity, Style, Support

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	192	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family drama, generational gap, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, overreaction, passive aggressive behavior, personal boundaries, Self Respect, sentimental value, Server, wedding dress, wedding memories, wedding planning, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mines Excavated:	2015	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Crops Grown:	1025	New Chunks Explored:	546979
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DadCraftFuneral

aita, anger, children, DadCraftFuneral, emotional, ex husband, family, Father, Friends, Funeral, Grief, heartbroken, life insurance, Maryland, Memories, probate process, sister, Support, texas, unexpected, viewing

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	6343
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

Players:	95/900	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Void Gems Collected:	39
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17