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Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchantments Applied:	111
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	6827	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Votes:	5920	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Farms Harvested:	821
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Zombie Dances:	5

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	8362	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Votes:	1702	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5480
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Crops Grown:	3947

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Void Gems Collected:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	4121
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3444
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2