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| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 87 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But wait, there’s more! In 2024, Wang decided to move to China full-time because of US government persecution and anti-Asian attacks. So now, our server is the only place you can hang out with this genius scientist and learn all about nanotechnology while dodging government spies and evil villains.
Join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure ever! Goodbye to boring servers, hello to the wacky world of Zhong Lin Wang!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 285 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
On our server, you can create your own ice cream birthday treat tradition with just you and your virtual mom – no surprise guests allowed! And if anyone tries to intrude on your special time, you can just walk out like a boss and leave them to figure it out.
Don’t let anyone prioritize their feelings over yours – on our server, you are the star of the show! So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun? Join now and leave the stepkids behind!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our server and leave the drama behind – no more overflowing sinks or yelling at games, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never want to log off!
So come on, join us and say goodbye to the real world woes. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build together and leave the dirty dishes in the past – because on our server, the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
We’ve got pager bombs that will blow your mind (literally) and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate PvP battles against Hezbollah fighters who are out for revenge (and maybe a little bit of loot).
So come on, don’t be a chicken like those Hezbollah fighters – join our server and show them who’s boss. Just watch out for those pager bombs, they’re no joke!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 293 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 9936 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Picture this: a group of players riding pigs into battle against an army of creepers, all while wearing diamond armor made out of rainbow blocks. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireballs, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most epic and hilarious adventures of your life!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 118 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 67 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their Myopia was magically cured. Like, what even? It’s like a virtual eye doctor up in here! And get this, there are secret quests where you have to defeat evil eye doctors who are trying to make everyone wear glasses forever. It’s a battle for sight, man.
But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweetness?
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the wackiness begin! Your eyes will thank you, and your imagination will run wild. Let’s get this party started, baby!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 2937 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join our server to see if you can outsmart the Ghost of Yotei protagonist and earn his favor. Rumor has it that those who befriend him are granted special powers and abilities, like the ability to turn into a chicken at will or summon a herd of explosive pigs.
But beware, the Ghost of Yotei protagonist is known to have a mischievous side. He might lead you on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava traps or challenge you to a dance-off in the middle of a creeper-infested forest.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to befriend the Ghost of Yotei protagonist and unlock his hidden powers. Just watch out for his ghostly pranks along the way!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 6643 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little cougar love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who’s been around the block a few times. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who’s seen it all.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and experience a world where you can build and design to your heart’s content without worrying about chewed up stairs or shredded doors. Our virtual world is a paradise for those who appreciate quality craftsmanship and attention to detail.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also team up with other players to tackle epic quests and challenges. From repairing rotting deck frames to reseeding virtual yards, the possibilities are endless.
And the best part? You won’t have to deal with any mother-in-laws telling you that you’re being ridiculous for asking for fair compensation for your hard work. So come on over and let’s build a better world together – one block at a time!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5876 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
