IP: sakurape.ru
VK: @pesakura
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8012 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.
2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!
3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?
4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.
5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 63 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.
So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!
Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1143 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 458 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8500 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 18918 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 26 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 869 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 133 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 182 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 190 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 48 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.
and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.
so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.
plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 177 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
