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On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.
So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!
| Overview |
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| Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map. |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join with my friends and create a nation? | Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server. |
| Are there different roles or jobs to choose from? | Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game. |
| Is the economy player-driven? | Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. |
| Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server? | No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org |
On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.
Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?
So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!