👑 Hermit servers: So vanilla, it’s almost cylindrical! Join us for some semi-spicy adventures!

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Minecraft Server Overview
Hermitcraft inspired gameplay
Supports both Java and Bedrock
Shopping district, business district and more
Mob/player heads available
Visual/fun add ons
Major player events all the time
Elected positions including king and ministers
Tribal towns where players work together
Player made mega bases
Weekly builds and weekly events
Whitelisted server with active community that helps each other

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord server linked in the description above and follow the instructions provided.
Is the server only for experienced players?	While experienced players are preferred, the server welcomes players of all levels as long as they are committed to the gameplay.
What are the elected positions like king and ministers?	These positions are chosen through in-game elections and hold certain responsibilities within the server community.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, the server has a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gameplay experience for all players. These rules are outlined in the discord server.
How often are major player events held?	Major player events are held regularly, with the schedule announced on the discord server. Players are encouraged to participate in these events for a fun and engaging experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

WaterWarriorz

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Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ChinaCarBlock2021

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So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Metal Mania Cardio Craft

arteries, artery health, Atherosclerosis, cadmium, Cardio, cardiovascular disease risk, cardiovascular health, Cobalt, Craft, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, harmful metals, heart health, heavy metals, Mania, metal, metal contamination, Metal exposure, metal exposure study, metal toxicity, plaque buildup, pollution effects, tungsten, uranium

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:	1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Endless Night Skies:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

Altruism, dying for family, dying for ideals, dying for nation, Ethics, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Genes, Human Behavior, Human nature, InstinctCraft, Instincts, Minecraft, moral feelings, morality, praise, propagating genes, self-preservation, self-sacrifice, Server, sexual abstinence, Survival

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Animals Bred:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DressDilemmaCraft

Birthday, Boundaries, clothing, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, dress, DressDilemmaCraft, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, fashion, friendship, Generosity, gift, ownership, personal belongings, Possession, refusal, regret, selfish, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NostalgicCraft

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Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LebCraft Air Strikes

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come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	172
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!