🐸Leap into Mediocrity with FROGCRAFT! Ribbit your way through an unimpressive world!🐸

bedrock, border, Discord, follow-up, Frog, FrogCraft, Griefing, home, Ip:, java, LEAP, Mediocrity, Minecraft, new members, pet, poll, PORT, PvP, ribbit, Server, smp, Spawn, Survival, unimpressive, world

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

New Minecraft Servers

FrogCraft

Welcome to 🐸FrogCraft🐸!

We are a fresh 1.21 survival server with:

🗳️	Polls for everything on the server
🌐	A small +10,000 to -10,000 block wide world border
⚔️	Teams for you and your friends to create and join!
🛡️	Claims to prevent players from griefing your home.
🗺️	Dynmap to help you find the perfect spot to live.

🐸 ALL NEW MEMBERS SPAWN WITH A PET FROG!

If you want to check it out, join using the information below:

JAVA IP: play.frogcraft.live
BEDROCK IP: frogcraft.live
BEDROCK PORT: 25803
DYNMAP: http://frogcraft.live:25729/

If you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well:

https://discord.gg/6FBx3VQGuf

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server using the provided JAVA IP, BEDROCK IP, and Port.

Q: What features does the server offer? A: The server offers polls, a world border, teams, claims, and dynmap to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Do new members get any special perks? A: Yes, all new members spawn with a pet frog.

Q: How can I prevent griefing on my property? A: You can use claims to prevent players from griefing your home.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community? A: Yes, you can join our Discord server using the provided link.

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Crops Grown:	2120	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	211
Void Armor Forged:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

activities, daily routine, Day, Favorite, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, Minecraft, MONDAY, personal preference, Relaxation, saturday, Schedule, smp, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday, WeekdayWonders, weekend, work week

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4358	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Towns Built:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.

Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

1.21.2, 130 IQ, 3 thousand bones, adult content, alternative lifestyle, bones, creampie, Earth, explicit desires, fantasy fulfillment, Financial Stability, intelligence, long-term commitment, monthly income, non-traditional partnership, relationship goals, Simple man, till death do us part, Tomboy, unconventional love, unconventional relationship, unconventional romance, unique desires

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate

aita, biological children, blended families, BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate, brothers girlfriend, child favoritism, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, gift giving, lego set, nephew, Niece, outings, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, rocky relationship, sibling relationships, sleepovers, trip bowling

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	184
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can gift your virtual nieces and nephews trips to go bowling, while ignoring the requests of your brother’s girlfriend’s kid for a Lego set. Watch out for the drama that unfolds when your brother and his girlfriend get upset over your virtual gift choices!

But don’t worry, on our server, everyone has a place to sleep – even if it’s just a virtual bed on a virtual couch. Join us as we navigate through rocky relationships and grocery bag bedrooms, all while trying to build better relationships with each other (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable gift-giving decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

NoTrendyTikToks Minecraft SMP

assertive, CONFIDENT, different, distinctive, independent, Individual, Maverick, Minecraft, Noncompliant, nonconformist, Nontraditional, NoTrendyTikToks, original, Proud, rebel, self sufficient, self-assured, self-reliant, self-respecting, smp, stand out, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Potions Brewed:	154
Falling into the Void:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. Like, why would you even bother playing on any other server when you can join us and experience the madness?

I mean, have you ever seen a chicken ride a llama into battle? No? Well, you will on our server! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden beneath the spawn point. It’s lit, fam.

But seriously, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft and want to spice things up with some wacky shenanigans, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. It’s just the way things are done around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

amazing, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, good for you, guilt-free, healthy, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, Mouthwatering, Nutritious, satisfying, satisfyingly healthy, scrumptious, surprisingly nutritious, Tasty, TastyCraft, UNBELIEVABLE, Wholesome

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon. Yes, you heard that right – CHOCOLATE BACON BLOCKS! Not only are they incredibly tasty, but they also give you superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Join our server and feast on these delectable blocks while battling evil mobs with your newfound powers. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously epic Minecraft experience anywhere else!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

acquire, annexation, Canada, controversial, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic force, Expansion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, potential takeover, Presidency, Server, State, strategic move, territorial acquisition, trump, united states

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	204	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Towns Built:	4

omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥

we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎

also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥

join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake, criminal offense, cybercrime, Data Protection, Deepfakes, digital deception, digital manipulation, fake news, fake videos, government policy, image manipulation, internet regulation, legislation, manipulation of media, online safety, online security, privacy, sexually explicit, Technology, technology ethics, U.K. Government

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO CRAZY, EVEN THE U.K. GOVERNMENT WANTS TO SHUT US DOWN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK!

WE’VE GOT DEEPFAKES OF CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA, AND STEVE AND ALEX GETTING MARRIED IN A LAVENDER FIELD!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN NOW AND YOU’LL GET TO SEE HEROBINE IN A SPEEDO, RIDING A LLAMA THROUGH A NETHER PORTAL!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE A PART OF THE MOST WILD MINECRAFT SERVER ON THE INTERNET! (DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY MAKE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT DEEPFAKES, THAT’S NOT COOL, MAN)