| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 173 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
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| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 172 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!
So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.
If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Mines Excavated: | 2309 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9323 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
