🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Where Minecraft meets the 18+ Fabulous Hermitcraft 😏

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, anti-creeper., club, Enderman, Fabric, Fabulous, Geophilic, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-like, meets, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Love Letters Sent:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

New Minecraft Servers

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform Fabric 1.21

Location San Jose, California, United States

CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X

RAM 10GB (32 Total)

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory

Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat

ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed

Mobs & Players Drop Heads

Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief

Accelerated Leaf Decay

Minecarts now run 4x faster

Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules

Step 2: Submit an application via our application link

Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!

Step 4: Short Interview

Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

MangaVerse Translations 1.21

manga budget, manga cost, manga expenses, manga translation, manga translation cost, manga translation estimate, manga translation fees, manga translation pricing, manga translation rates, manga translation services, manga volume budget, manga volume cost, manga volume expenses, manga volume translation, manga volume translation cost, manga volume translation fees, manga volume translation pricing, manga volume translation rates, manga volume translation services, MangaVerse, Translations

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Yo, bro, forget about manga translations, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste money on books when you can build your own epic adventures in blocky pixel land? Plus, our server is so lit, it’s like reading a manga but with creepers and diamonds instead of characters and plot twists. Trust me, once you start crafting and mining with us, you’ll never look back at those expensive manga translations again. Let’s dig and build our way to victory together!

DateMeInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, baggage, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, DateMeInMinecraftSMP, DATING, emotions, Expectations, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, Insecurities, patience, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found, it’s like the holy grail of SMPs, I swear! So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically the richest players on the server, no cap. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our base from noobs trying to steal our loot, it’s epic!

But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy tradition where every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and go around pranking other players, it’s hilarious. And our leader is this dude who claims he’s actually Herobrine in disguise, like what even? But hey, it makes things interesting, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of a little bit of chaos and mayhem, in which case, stay far away from us, we don’t need any party poopers in our crew. Peace out, fellow gamers!

CrashCraft: Plane-Free Zone

Accidents, air travel, Airline (Industry), Aviation, concerns, Crashcraft, crashes, fear of flying, History, incidents, Memories, Nostalgia, past, PlaneFree, Planes, progress, Reliability, Safety, statistics, Technology, Transportation, travel, Zone

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Farms Harvested:	928	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Tired of living in fear every time you board a plane? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, planes never crash! That’s right, our virtual skies are always clear and your pilot skills will never be put to the test. Join us and experience the thrill of flying without the risk of plummeting to the ground in a fiery inferno. Plus, rumor has it that our planes are equipped with secret warp drives that can take you to hidden dimensions filled with diamonds and cake. So why wait? Join our server now and soar to new heights without the fear of crashing!

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Business, Canada, Diplomacy, Dispute, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, import/export, international relations, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gods Slained:	1

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s in minecraft, you know? like, imagine a world where you can build whatever you want and like, there are no rules, man. you can like, create your own crazy adventures and like, explore the wildest lands ever.

but wait, there’s more! we have like, this secret underground city where you can like, battle monsters and find hidden treasures. and like, the best part is that you can ride on giant chickens and fly around the whole server. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can like, meet aliens and ride on unicorns? yeah, it’s like, out of this world, man.

so, like, if you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever, then like, come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever.

MuskCraft: Treasury Rift Exit

administration, controversy, current events, Departure, departure announcement, elon musk, exit, finance, Government, Musk allies, MuskCraft, News, Official, Politics, Report, resignation, Rift, Senior, tesla, Treasury, united states, us treasury

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Animals Bred:	70	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27

so, like, imagine this, right? u got this super cool minecraft server where all the players are like, super tight with elon musk and his crew. but then, this senior us treasury official comes in and tries to mess things up, like, who does he think he is, right?

anyways, there’s all this drama and tension and finally, the official is like, peace out, i’m outta here. and now, the server is free from all that negativity and ready for some epic building and exploring with the musk squad.

if u wanna be part of this wild ride and hang out with elon musk’s allies, then u gotta join this server, like, right now. who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await u in this one-of-a-kind minecraft world. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Murder

Abilities, Bases, Builds, Community, competitive, custom abilities, Datapack, Economy, Empire, Event, Friendly, Government, Industrial Revolution, Minecraft, murder, player, server reset, smp, Suggestions, Teams, vanilla features, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Minecraft Murder Server Overview

Server Information	Seasonal server with regular resets
Features	Custom abilities using vanilla features Keep Inventory Hard Difficulty Plugins to counter griefing Anti chat reports Discord to Minecraft chat
Current Season Focus	Economy and simple custom abilities
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the End opening?	The End will open next weekend, so join now to take part in the fight!
Is the community friendly?	Yes, our community is friendly but also competitive.
Can my items or builds be destroyed?	No, you won’t have to risk your items or builds being destroyed.
What playstyles are allowed?	The server allows for a variety of playstyles, from peaceful farmer to building an empire.
Do you have a range of members?	Yes, we have members who have been here for over a year and newcomers.
Are there regular server resets?	Yes, but only once all members feel ready for it.

Sky Crash Chronicles 1.21.3

1.21.3, accident investigation, air crash investigation episodes, air crash investigations, air travel, aircraft accidents, aircraft incidents, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation disasters, aviation investigations, aviation safety, Chronicles, crash, crash analysis, crash causes, crash determination, DEI, DEI episodes, disaster investigation, investigation findings, plane crashes, SKY

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ores Mined:	6726	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the true meaning of blocky bliss. Trust me, your mind will be blown like a TNT explosion in a mine shaft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

ChairSwapCraft

aita, apartment living, cat, cat behavior, chair, ChairSwapCraft, Communication, damaged chair, damaged property, Furniture, pet behavior, pet ownership, pet supervision, reimbursement, reimbursement dispute, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommates

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s accusations against my innocent kitten? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with drama, tears, and broken headphones (not by my cat, I swear).

Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether you should reimburse your roommate for a slightly damaged chair or not. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to keep the “ruined” chair as a gift instead of getting a new one.

But be warned, our server is so chaotic that even your cat might get involved in the drama. Just make sure to keep your door closed to avoid any headphone cable disasters.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as my roommate’s emotions, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to fix that chair with some glue and a little bit of cat magic.

CraftySteve in Minecraft SMP

9-5, career, CraftySteve, daily routine, Minecraft, occupation, office, screen name duties, Screen name job, screen name job description, screen name job duties, screen name job responsibilities, screen name job tasks, screen name job title, screen name profession, screen name responsibilities, screen name role, screen name tasks, screen name title, screen name workday, smp, work

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

LOL, imagine if your screen name was like, “MinecraftKing69” or “DiamondMiner420”, that would be so epic, bro! Like, all day, every day, you’d be mining for diamonds and ruling over your Minecraft kingdom, haha! And then at 5, you’d be like, “Time to clock out and go slay some creepers in the real world, yo!” Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and maybe even become the next Minecraft King or Queen, who knows? Just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty crazy in our world, lol!

NoGoToThatLand

Adventure, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Disappointment, Experience, Explore, Foreign, Journey, Memories, mistake, never again, NoGoToThatLand, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Remember that one time you decided to visit the Land of Explosive Sheep? Yeah, that’s a country you’ll never want to go back to. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that chaotic place! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the madness that awaits you on our server. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

TremendousCraft: USA vs World

Brazil, China, Diplomacy, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global market, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, Protection, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, TremendousCraft, trump, US interests, Usa, world, world leaders

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so like, u know how trump is always talkin bout tariffs and stuff? well, on this server, we got our own tariffs but they’re like, totally fun and not political at all. we got china, india, and brazil all makin these crazy tariffs and u gotta protect ur own interests by joinin our server. it’s like a virtual trade war but with blocks and stuff. come join us and see if u can outsmart these tremendous tariff-makers. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

UneasyVanilla

alliances, Anarchy, Authenticity, building projects, Community, creativity, discord community, EXCITEMENT, Fairness, Griefing, imagination, lawlessness, opportunities, rules, semi anarchy, Server Wiki, Skills, surprise encounters, Survival, UneasyVanilla, vanilla minecraft, Website

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

UneasyVanilla Minecraft Server Information

IP	uneasyvanilla.com
Version	1.21.3

Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight knit, relaxed community. Our server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules.

Here at UneasyVanilla we put an emphasis on authenticity. Staying true to Minecrafts original vision. You’ll find a 4+ year old world where your and other players’ imaginations have no limits. Your first time spawning, you’ll be stuck in a maze of lavacasts, as spawn has been griefed completely. Once you escape it, you’ll be able to build bases and explore!

While we embrace a sense of lawlessness, we believe in maintaining an environment for everyone. Our rules are straightforward, ensuring that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the integrity of our server (performance). Our dedicated staff actively work to ensure fairness, swiftly banning cheaters and keeping operations running.

Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you! Also join our community on Discord!

You can find us at https://discord.com/invite/bVFBfxbuhR

Additionally feel free to explore our website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ or the server wiki to discover more about our server https://wiki.uneasyvanilla.com

Experience the opportunities awaiting you on our vanilla Minecraft server available at UneasyVanilla.com. Join us now, you won’t regret it!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, while we have some elements of anarchy, we do have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website.
Can I join the server with any Minecraft version?	We recommend joining with version 1.21.3 to ensure compatibility and the best experience on UneasyVanilla.
How can I report a cheater on the server?	If you encounter a cheater, please notify our staff or use the appropriate channels on our Discord server to report the player. Our staff will investigate and take necessary actions.
Are there any specific building projects or events on the server?	We encourage players to take on massive building projects and engage in community events. Keep an eye on our Discord and website for announcements about upcoming activities.

ParentalPanicMC

acquaintance, Boundaries, Coaching, Communication, Community, family dynamics, Obligations, ParentalPanicMC, parenting, Parenting styles, RESPONSIBILITY, Scheduling, setting boundaries, socializing, teamwork, Time management, volunteer commitments, volunteer football coach, volunteerism, youth sports

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a football coach caught in the middle of a parenting dilemma.

Imagine a world where Minecraft mobs are replaced with soccer moms and dads, where you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of scheduling playdates and carpooling to survive. Will you be able to juggle coaching your team while dealing with demanding parents who expect you to chauffeur their kids to games?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret alliances and rivalries, where you never know who you can trust. Will you be able to come out on top and conquer the drama-filled world of Minecraft parenting?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the parents trying to outdo each other in the ultimate game of soccer mom and dad showdown. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

UNhostageCraft

British, British-Israeli, Captivity, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Emily Damari, Hamas, Hostage, international relations, Israeli, KIDNAPPING, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, political tension, rescue mission, SECURITY, Terrorism, UN facilities, UNhostageCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, we got all the craziest stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this player got kidnapped by a bunch of creepers and had to be rescued by a team of pandas riding on llamas. it was wild, man.

and, get this, we got this player, Emily Damari, who says she got held hostage by Hamas at UN facilities. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s ruling the server with an iron fist.

so, if you wanna join in on all the wackiness and adventure, come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be bored, like, ever.