🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, Accepted, anti-creeper., club, creeper, decor, Enderman, explosions, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, part, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	75
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Towns Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Forget Gaming, Minecraft Server

AAA game quality, AAA Gaming, forget, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming discussion, gaming future, gaming industry, gaming industry criticism, gaming innovations, gaming market, Gaming news, gaming platforms, gaming reviews, gaming trends, indie developers, indie games, Minecraft, new releases, Server, Steam, video games

Are you tired of dealing with the absolute dumpster fire that is AAA gaming? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Imagine a world where you can build anything your heart desires, where pigs fly and creepers are actually your best friends.

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds are as common as dirt.

So why waste your time with boring old AAA games when you can join us on this epic adventure? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3338	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Holo GTA RP Minecraft SMP

Character development, Cultural differences, Gaming, GTA, Holo, holoEN, holoGamer, HoloGTA, holoGTA RP, holojp, hololive, holoTV, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Japanese RP, Minecraft, Online Community, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, rp, smp, virtual reality, virtual world, western RP

Are you tired of boring old RP servers where no one actually roleplays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest place to be! We’ve got players pretending to be llamas, building giant statues of themselves, and even hosting dance parties with creepers. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs holoGTA when you can have holoMinecraft? Come join the madness today!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Buildings Constructed:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FlexCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only flex is having a full set of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet creeper that can do the Macarena on command! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to show off your wildest creations. Who needs diamonds when you can have a house made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NATO Defense Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict Resolution, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Estonia, european security, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, preemptively strike, readiness, russia, Server, Signals

haha ok so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy war between Estonia and Russia. like, Estonia is all like “we gonna strike first to defend NATO” and Russia is like “oh no u didn’t”. it’s like a virtual battle royale but with blocks and stuff. u gotta join this server to see who will come out on top, it’s gonna be lit fam. plus, there’s like secret weapons and power-ups and all that jazz. so come join the fun and let’s see who will be the ultimate minecraft warrior in this insane war zone. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MatzahCraft: Unearthed in Belarus

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join our epic minecraft server where we uncovered a jewish mass grave in belarus and turned it into a wild pvp arena! fight off zombies and skeletons while dodging creepers and endermen, all while paying respects to the fallen. but watch out for the cursed diamond armor that spawns in the middle of the arena – it’s said to be haunted by the spirits of the past! come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Stroller TV Time Land

cartoons, Childhood, digital age, digital devices, Entertainment, Kids, Land, mobile phones, modern parenting, parenting, parenting dilemmas, parents, screen addiction, screen time, screen time management, Smartphone, stroller, stroller accessories, Technology, technology impact, technology parenting, Time, TV

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even ur parents will be like “what in the world is happening?!”

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.

so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Emeralds Found:	2239
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Buzzing Rice Campus – Minecraft

buzzing, campus, Chrysonotomyia susbelli, entomologist, entomology, Houston, insect behavior, insect biology, insect classification, insect description, insect discovery, insect diversity, insect ecology, insect evolution, insect identification, insect morphology, insect taxonomy, Minecraft, new species, Rice, Rice University, scientific research, texas, Usa, wasp species

come join our epic minecraft server where you can mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns and ride dragons to battle giant creepers that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes.

we have a new species of wasp called Chrysonotomyia susbelli that will protect you from any pesky mobs trying to ruin your day. they will buzz around you, casting spells and summoning lightning bolts to zap your enemies into oblivion.

our server is located in the mystical land of Rice University campus in Houston, Texas, USA, where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

so what are you waiting for? join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your minecraft life! 🦄🐉⚔️🌈🍭🍫

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2384	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mines Excavated:	4942
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	284

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Tubba Middle School

Adventure, Backpacks, base building, battle, Caves, Combat, dynamic experience, Enchantments, Exploration, fortress, Gear, MCMMO, minecraft world, Mining, mobs, PvP, Resources, Spawners, Survival, teamwork, Wilderness

Welcome to SMP Tubba, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure and teamwork go hand in hand! Gather your friends and embark on a thrilling survival journey filled with endless possibilities. In SMP Tubba, you’ll explore a world enhanced with new features that take your gameplay to the next level.

Key Features:

Backpacks: Carry more with custom backpacks that allow you to store all your essential items as you explore, mine, and battle your way through the wilderness.

Enhanced Enchantments: Discover a wide range of new enchantments that will empower your gear, giving you the edge in combat and helping you survive against even the toughest mobs.

Silk Touch Spawners: Take your base building to the next level! Use Silk Touch to relocate spawners and create custom mob farms, ensuring a steady supply of resources for you and your team.

Whether you’re building a massive fortress, exploring dangerous caves, or simply surviving together, Survival Plus offers a rich and dynamic experience that will keep you and your friends coming back for more. Join us and see how long you can survive in this enhanced Minecraft world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

World of AllCraft 8

Adventure, Allcraft 8, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, creativity, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Fairness, International, MCMMO, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, Monsters, PvE, PvP, Quests, Safety, Server, Structures, Survival, Survival Games, Trading, Treasures

We are excited to welcome you to World of Allcraft 8, the ultimate international Minecraft server, powered by the “All the Mods 8” modpack!

A Vast World: Explore a vast and dynamic world filled with unique biomes, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures. Every corner of this world is full of surprises to discover!

Gameplay: Dive into an impressive collection of mods that enrich every aspect of the game. Advanced machines, magic, new dimensions and never-before-seen creatures: you’ve never seen Minecraft so varied!

A Warm Community: Join an active and friendly international community. Whether you’re building epic structures, battling fearsome monsters, or trading with other players, you’ll have an unforgettable time with World of Allcraft 8.

Quests and Challenges: Take on a wide range of missions and challenges that will test your skills. Earn exclusive rewards and show off your achievements to the community!

Creative Freedom: Unleash your creativity with endless building possibilities. With so many mods at your disposal, the only limit is your imagination!

Safety and Fairness: Our dedicated team ensures a safe, fair and enjoyable environment for all players. Here, fun is guaranteed for everyone!

Join us today and start your adventure in World of Allcraft 8!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Christian Minecraft Server

atheism, belief systems, Christian, Christianity, Crafty, Cultural Christian, cultural identity, Cultural traditions, cultural values, FAITH, Minecraft, new atheism, non-believer, Religion, religious beliefs, religious community, religious culture, religious identity, religious practices, religious views, secularism, Server, societal norms, spirituality

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while also debating the philosophical implications of being a “Cultural Christian.” Who needs atheism when you can have a virtual church in Minecraft, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to the beat of a Minecraft jukebox.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in the pixels of our virtual world.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the nintendogs are actually the ones running the show? That’s right, on our server, the nintendogs have taken over and they are on a mission to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen!

Join us for crazy adventures, wacky hijinks, and a whole lot of barking. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a nintendog and have them as your loyal companion on all your Minecraft journeys. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	175763	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NightOwlNoMore

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further! Our server is so understanding that we even have a special “Do Not Disturb” mode where players can catch some Z’s without any interruptions.

Join us and never worry about being woken up in the middle of the night by your girlfriend who just wants to chat. We understand the struggle of having a demanding day ahead and will make sure you get the rest you need to conquer those pixelated challenges.

And don’t worry about feeling unsafe while walking home at night in our virtual world. We have a team of virtual bodyguards ready to escort you safely to your blocky abode.

So come join us on our server, where sleep is sacred and safety is guaranteed. Who knew Minecraft could be so relaxing and drama-free?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

UnattainableDream Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more drama than a soap opera.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start dancing around you, singing show tunes. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown made of gold and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find that thing you’ve always wanted but could never have – like a pet dragon that breathes rainbow-colored fire!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GoogleItOrCraftIt

advice, asking questions, Curiosity, google search, GoogleItOrCraftIt, Help, INFORMATION, information retrieval, information seeking, internet users, knowledge, laziness, online assistance, online behavior, Online Community, online forums, problem solving, reddit, research, Resourcefulness, seeking answers, self reliance

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people ask Reddit for help instead of using Google like normal human beings? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have never even heard of Reddit! That’s right, we’re a Reddit-free zone where you can build and explore without the constant distraction of people asking for advice on how to build a dirt house.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature roams the land, spitting out diamonds instead of saliva. So if you want to get rich quick, you better saddle up and start hunting for the Ender Llama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no Reddit allowed!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	1808
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	123
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.