🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Where adults pretend they’re hermits and build stuff

Accelerated Leaf Decay, Adults, amd, anti-creeper., BUILD, California, club, discord server, end dimension, Enderman Grief, Fabric, Geophilic, Ghast, hermits, Minecarts, Nametag, Online webmap, PRETEND, ryzen, Shulkers, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Stuff, Theyre, Vanilla

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

CPU:	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM:	12GB (32GB total)
Location:	San Jose, California, United States
Platform:	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks:

4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
End dimension locked for majority of season
Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

Notable Mods/Datapacks:

Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
Mobs can drop heads
Players can drop heads
Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

Application

Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Towns Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Crops Grown:	5502

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EuroCraft: Indian Ammo Wars – Minecraft Server

Ammo, ammunition export, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, cross-border trade, defense industry, diplomatic tensions, EuroCraft, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., global politics, Indian, Indian ammunition, international relations, military intervention, Military Supplies, Minecraft, political disputes, PROTESTS, russia, Server, supply chain management, Ukraine, war supplies, Wars

come join our epic minecraft server where we have indian ammunition flying around like fireworks! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs! russia is so jealous they’re protesting, but who cares when you can join the chaos and build your own empire in the midst of all the madness. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4282	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCreeperClan

beirut explosion, CraftyCreeperClan, Crisis, deadly blasts, Disarray, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah leadership, Hezbollah supporters, instability, international relations, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, political turmoil, regional conflict, Second Wave, sectarian violence, security threat, Terrorism

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where you can blow stuff up just like lebanon’s hezbollah but without all the disarray and deadly blasts.

we promise no explosions here, just good ol’ fashioned fun and chaos. build your own crazy creations, battle it out with other players, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way.

who needs real life drama when you can escape to our virtual world of madness and mayhem? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlanetMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Minecraft Java Bedrock Town Economy Events Map Browser Communities Players Nations Server Power Twist Unique Loving Acceptance Fun Beginnings Join, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SaturnMC

Boxpvp, discord server, International, opening soon, Romanian, SaturnMC, Skypvp, Survival, version 1.8-1.21.1

A romanian but international server, has survival, skypvp, boxpvp and incoming more, version 1.8-1.21.1, join discord server at:https://discord.gg/7JGnVPsV for more info [Opening Soon]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

❤️ TOFFI.DYNMC.PRO ❤️ FREE DONATION FOR EVERYONE! 🌟 Minecraft server

Adventure, Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, building, Castle Battle, Community, Creative, cs go, Deathrun, donation, Economy, Egg wars, Events, everyone, free, Fun, Gaming, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Minigames, Mob Arena, multiplayer, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TOFFI.DYNMC.PRO

The owner of the server «TOFFI.DYNMC.PRO FREE DONATION FOR EVERYONE» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Farms Harvested:	480	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

appstore, Bygone Days Ishmael, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Devyat’ North Section 3, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Limbust, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Required reading, Rodion, Ryoshu, season 4, Server, Sinner info, Steam, TETH, tutorial, Useful resources

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our Mirror Dungeon #4 is so trippy, you’ll question reality itself. Watch out for the Mirror of the Wuthering, it might just make you see double!

2. Ever wanted to ride a Refraction Railway Line that takes you on a wild Masquerade adventure? Well, look no further because we’ve got that and more!

3. Our target extractions are like nothing you’ve ever seen before. We’ve got ID & E.G.Os running amok, causing all sorts of mayhem. Can you handle the chaos?

4. Rumor has it that Devyat’ North Section 3 is haunted by the ghost of Ishmael. Will you be brave enough to face the spirits of Bygone Days?

5. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, surprises, and a whole lot of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft journey and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	7903

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Tiktok King Ryback Minecraft SMP

athlete, biggest draw, Bodybuilding, Content Creator, Entertainment, feed me more, FITNESS, influencer, inspiration, King, Minecraft, motivation, online presence, Popular, Ryback, smp, social media, success, tiktok, trending, viral, wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Ryback! That’s right, the WWE superstar himself is the admin of our server and he’s been proving he’s the biggest draw on TikTok again.

Join us for epic battles in the ring (or should I say, the Minecraft arena) where you can show off your wrestling skills and take down your opponents with style. And who knows, maybe Ryback himself will challenge you to a match!

But that’s not all, we also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, Ryback’s theme song plays in the background to hype you up. It’s like having your own personal entrance music every time you strike it rich in the mines.

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with wrestling, diamonds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Ryback himself. Feed Me More fun on our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GreenFlagCraft

compatibility, compromise, emotional intelligence, good communication, Green flag, GreenFlagCraft, growth, Happiness, healthy dynamic, Honesty, long term potential, love, loyalty, mutual respect, positive sign, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if your green flag is riding pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds!

On our server, you can participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get us started on our underwater disco parties with glow-in-the-dark squids as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground labyrinth filled with treasure and traps that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. And rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyPixelAppleLand

Apple, Competition, consumer choice, CraftyPixelAppleLand, digital market, digital rights, EU regulations, EU warning, european union, Ios, iPhone, market dominance, mobile devices, mobile operating system, operating system, regulatory compliance, Smartphone, software, Software Development, tech industry, Technology

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like being inside a lava pit but without the burns? well, this server is like that but with diamonds instead of lava.

imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.

plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.

so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Galaxion _Gens_

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Galaxion is a Tycoon Generator Server That includes: • Islands • Generators • Mining • Crates • Leveling Up • Much More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	144
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Luminex Network

Adventure, balanced environment, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Explorer, Fair Play, Fun, innovator, Jobs, Luminex Network, Minecraft Experience, Mini Games, new players, PvP, PvP arenas, seasoned players, Slimefun, Survival, Welcoming

Step into the World of Luminex Network! Explore our dynamic Survival realm where every adventure brings something new. We’ve got SlimeFun to spice up your gameplay with inventive machines and unique possibilities. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or innovator, there’s always a challenge waiting for you.

Want to make your mark? Take on different Jobs and play a role in our thriving Economy. For those who love a bit of competition, our PvP arenas offer thrilling battles, and our Mini-Games ensure there’s never a dull moment.

Join a community that values fun, creativity, and fair play. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned pro, Luminex Network offers a balanced and welcoming environment.

Ready for an unforgettable Minecraft experience? Your journey begins here at Luminex Network

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2694	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Calm, Community, community forum, current events, Downtime, election, leisure, local ], local news, Minecraft, off-peak, Party, peace and quiet, Politics, quiet time, Relaxation, seasonal changes, Server, slow board, slow season, Tourists, Tranquility, vacation

Tired of dealing with boring boards and annoying tourists? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the heat. Plus, with all the chaos and craziness going on, you won’t even notice the election drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Farms Harvested:	152
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Animals Bred:	26	Buildings Constructed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyKidLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.