CPU:	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM:	12GB (32GB total)
Location:	San Jose, California, United States
Platform:	Fabric 1.21

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Runes Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	9223
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4024	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	143	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	290
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

business strategy, company profitability, consumer prices, corporate restructuring, cost management, cost reduction, Cost savings, CraftyFiredGrocerySavings, downsizing, economic impact, employee termination, financial decisions, firing, grocery prices, job cuts, labor expenses, Layoffs, market competition, supply chain, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2012
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where firing people left and right is the key to lowering grocery prices! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a quest to make the most ridiculous economic decisions in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and wacky adventures, like firing entire villages of villagers just to see if it affects the price of bread. Who knew that unemployment could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can play as a corporate CEO and compete against other players to see who can make the most absurd decisions to save money. Will you fire your entire staff just to cut costs on office supplies? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and prepare to laugh your way through the most nonsensical economic theories you’ve ever heard. Who knew that firing people could be so entertaining?

CraftyUkraineWarCraft

Adviser, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineWarCraft, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Lead role, military intervention, peace negotiations, political instability, resolving war, russia, sanctions, Strengthening, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6032	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

So, like, u know how the US was all like, “We got this, we gonna solve the Ukraine war”? Well, turns out they totally gave up and now Russia is all like, “Thanks for making us stronger, bro!” So, if u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as this plot twist, then come on over! We got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world (in the game, of course). Plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Russia takes over the whole server!

Light Beam Bio Fun

beam, bio, biochemistry, bioelectricity, Bioelectromagnetism, Biological systems, Biomagnetism, cellular communication, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic waves, Electrophysiology, ENERGY, Fun, health, Light, Light energy, light interaction, Light participation, Medicine, PHYSICS., research, Science, study, Technology

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LIGHT PARTICIPATION AND BIOELECTROMAGNETISM GOIN’ ON! U CAN BUILD UR OWN CRAZY ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD AND ATTRACT ALL DA MOBS TO U!

WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ THE ELECTRIC SLIDE AND ZOMBIES DOIN’ THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A BIOELECTROMAGNETIC MASTER! U WON’T FIND DIS KINDA CRAZY FUN ANYWHERE ELSE!

SO GRAB UR PICKAXE AND GET READY TO PARTY WITH THE LIGHT PARTICIPATION CREW!

Snowcraft

airships, Applied Energistics 2, Ars Nouveau, CC: Tweaked, Create, create big cannons, Curseforge, Discord, Incendium, Modpack, Nations, Nullscape, Oh The Biomes We’ve gone, Player revive, PvP, raid protections, snowcraft, Tanks, Timeless and Classics Zero, Twilight Forest, Valkyrien Skies 2, Wars

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Snowcraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Have you ever wanted to lead or join a nation and fight in epic wars with airships, tanks, and much more? Snowcraft is a Forge 1.20.1 geopolitical server designed for building nations and engaging in warfare.

Notable Mods:

Mod	Description
Valkyrien Skies 2	With Clockwork, Trackwork, Eureka
Applied Energistics 2
Ars Nouveau
CC: Tweaked
Create
Create: Big Cannons
Multiple more Create addons
The Twilight Forest
[TaCZ] Timeless and Classics Zero
Oh The Biomes We’ve gone
Incendium
Nullscape
Player revive (downed system)

How to Join:

Download the latest version of the modpack from CurseForge, launch Minecraft on 1.20.1, and join play.snowcraft.uk!

Join our Discord to stay updated and interact with other players. You can also declare your nation there for raid protections outside of wars.

FAQs:

Q: Can I join Snowcraft without the modpack?

A: No, Snowcraft requires the modpack for gameplay.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for creating nations?

A: Please refer to the server’s rules and guidelines for nation creation.

Q: Can I use custom mods on Snowcraft?

A: Custom mods are not supported on Snowcraft. Players must use the approved modpack.

Roaming Roo Feast 1.21.3

1.21.3, beat your meat sim, Cackling, clear innuendo, confession chamber, creative project, creative stuff, desk, does lots of roleplays, eats kangaroo meat, evil tyrant, feast, handcams often, Henma, manager approved, Roaming, roo, same manager, shot down, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Star Shards Collected:	123
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride, where kangaroo meat is the main course and handcams are always on for your viewing pleasure. We do roleplays like the confession chamber, where you can spill your deepest secrets while mining for diamonds. Our Valentine’s Day event featured a “beat your meat” sim game, approved by our manager with a thumbnail that will make you question everything. Ame couldn’t handle our creativity because Henma is too busy being an evil tyrant, but that just adds to the chaos. Come join us for a server experience like no other!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Where adults pretend they’re hermits and build stuff

About Us

Hardware & Setup

Mods & Tweaks

Application

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

SirenCraft SMP

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

SkyNectar

SkyNectar

Early Adopters

Server Links

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

DadCraft Dropout

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

CraftyUkraineWarCraft

Light Beam Bio Fun

Snowcraft

Snowcraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Notable Mods:

How to Join:

FAQs:

Q: Can I join Snowcraft without the modpack?

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for creating nations?

Q: Can I use custom mods on Snowcraft?

Roaming Roo Feast 1.21.3

Players:	102/800	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Holy Grails Found:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4616	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9