🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Bringing the chaos to a Minecraft server near you! Join now! #MinecraftMadness

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Bringing the chaos to a Minecraft server near you! Join now! #MinecraftMadness

About The Club SMP

About Us:

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup:

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform Fabric 1.21
Location San Jose, California, United States
CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM 10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks:

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application:

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules Step 2: Submit an application via our application link Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FAQ

Question Answer
What is The Club SMP? The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server focused on community building and interaction.
How do I join the server? Follow the application process outlined above.
What mods are allowed on the server? We run server-sided optimization mods and provide an optional client modpack for players.
Can I join if I am under 18? Unfortunately, The Club SMP is strictly for players aged 18 and above.
Where is the server located? The server is hosted in San Jose, California, United States.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Zombie Dances: 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MissileCraft Airlines

    MissileCraft Airlines
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Air France planes be dodging missiles in mid-air? Well, you’re in luck cuz that’s exactly what goes down on our server! Imagine building your epic base while watching planes do crazy stunts to avoid getting blown up. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos on our server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Smile Quest Minecraft Server

    Smile Quest Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

    But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Towns Built: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 5038

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 497786

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Potions Brewed: 162 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Potions Brewed: 73 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Animals Bred: 159
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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