🍒Plasma voice🍒🍒Emotions🍒 Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, Grief, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

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➥ Has its own launcher with pre-installed mods.

✅ Plasmo Voice v2 1.19.4-1.20.1 (Music from player/disc burn)

✅ Simple Voice Chat 1.16.5-1.20.1 (Voice chat for older versions)

✅ Slimefun (More than 700+ new items and a bunch of crafts – /sf guide)

✅ ItemsAdder (Large number of tools and furniture – /ia)

⭐ Towny – private your territories by chunks. To maintain the city you need to pay a daily tax.

⭐ Currency falls out of trees and when digging in a mine (Can be spent on /shop, /ah, your private)

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ZelenskyyLegitCraft

chancellor, Conflict, controversial remarks, criticism, Dangerous, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, legitimacy, media coverage, political statements, power dynamics, president, public opinion, Scholz, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyLegitCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide! like, one time, a player built a house made entirely of diamond blocks and then a giant chicken came and laid golden eggs all over it! it was lit af!

plus, the admins on this server are like unicorns, they grant wishes and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “please”! and if u find the secret hidden temple, u get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs! yasss queen!

also, there’s this rumor that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u get transported to a secret disco party in the sky where all the mobs are breakdancing and the music never stops! it’s like a rave but with skeletons and zombies! so epic, right?!

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! let’s build, mine, and explore together in this magical world of pure awesomeness! see u there, my fellow blockheads!

Crafty French PFAS Ban

Ban, chemical compounds, Crafty, environmental impact, Environmental Law, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, environmental standards, european union, France, French, health hazards, health risks, industrial pollution, legislation, PFAS, Pollution, public health, Regulation, Sustainable development, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7688
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even France adopted one of the most ambitious laws on PFAS just to try and be as cool as us. yeah, that’s right, we’re trendsetters in the virtual world and the real world.

if you wanna be part of this madness, come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? yeah, it’s pretty rad.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let the craziness begin!

Probot server minecraft

Account.., add description, banner, banner-lazy, description, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, personal account, ProBot, Probot banner, Probot server, Rating, Server, server description, server image, Servers, Storage

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mines Excavated:	4452	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5450
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

The description of the server server “Probot” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafting for Christ [SMP]

bedrock, Chat, Christ, Community, consent, Crafting, diamond-based, Discord, Economy, family friendly, Griefing, java, Jesus focused, kid safe, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, QOL changes, Safe Server initiative, Server, shopping, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ores Mined:	9302
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Star Shards Collected:	72
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Overview
Love God and really dig Minecraft? At Crafting for Christ we are crafting a Christ centered Minecraft community. CFC is a family friendly, kid safe, Jesus focused Minecraft server. We strive to demonstrate the love of Jesus in all we do. We invite you to join if you love Minecraft and want to see for yourself what is different about our server. We offer: Java/Bedrock, Survival multi-player, Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes to enhance the experience, Safe Server initiative to protect our little ones, Rules include; no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat, Diamond based; player run economy, with an active shopping area, An active and loving discord community. Come alone or bring your family. We look forward to greeting you! Website: https://craftingforchrist.net/ Discord server: https://craftingforchrist.net/discord

Overview

Love God and really dig Minecraft? At Crafting for Christ we are crafting a Christ centered Minecraft community. CFC is a family friendly, kid safe, Jesus focused Minecraft server. We strive to demonstrate the love of Jesus in all we do. We invite you to join if you love Minecraft and want to see for yourself what is different about our server. We offer: Java/Bedrock, Survival multi-player, Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes to enhance the experience, Safe Server initiative to protect our little ones, Rules include; no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat, Diamond based; player run economy, with an active shopping area, An active and loving discord community. Come alone or bring your family. We look forward to greeting you! Website: https://craftingforchrist.net/ Discord server: https://craftingforchrist.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Crafting for Christ a family friendly server?	Yes, Crafting for Christ is a family friendly, kid safe server.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat.
Is there an active community on Discord?	Yes, we have an active and loving discord community.
What type of gameplay does Crafting for Christ offer?	We offer Java/Bedrock versions, Survival multi-player, and a close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes.
How can I join the server?	You can visit our website at https://craftingforchrist.net/ and follow the instructions to join.

Foid Destroyer Life 1.20.4

1.20.4, ABUSIVE, Boundaries, brainwashed, crazy, Decade, destroy, destroyer, Emotional Abuse, foid, Gaslighting, healing, Life, Manipulation, mental health, Recovery, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, TOXIC, toxic relationships, VOLCEL

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Votes:	3743
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	113	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and no foids to ruin your vibe. Build your dream world without any toxic relationships holding you back. Volcel for life, but Minecraft forever! Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s craft and laugh together, no brainwashing allowed here!

VibeCraftCentral

adult toys, Boundaries, co parenting, cognitive impairment, communication problems, domestic disputes, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Hidden Secrets, household dynamics, living arrangements, long-term effects, personal space, privacy, relationship issues, Respect, self-care, single parenting, Trust, VibeCraftCentral, vibrator

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s accusations about a vibrator? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you have to find the elusive vibrator hidden in a box of old clothes in the garage. Trust us, it’s a challenge worth undertaking.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of living with your ex while not actually being together, just like our server owner did. Separate rooms, separate lives, but one shared goal: taking care of our virtual daughter (who may or may not have a cognitive impairment, we’re still deciding on that one).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the added bonus of being accused of using a vibrator while your ex is asleep? It’s a classic case of mistaken vibrations that will keep you on your toes (and maybe even make you question your own sanity).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a breakup with a side of misplaced sex toys, join us now! Just remember, don’t forget to bring your accountability and respect, because things can get heated in our virtual world.

CraftyWanderlust

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9949	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Are you tired of living in the same old boring country in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual passport to the most epic countries you can imagine! Want to live in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a country where llamas rule the land and have their own llama parliament? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the country where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re ready for a wild adventure and a one-way ticket to crazy town, join our server now and start exploring your dream country today!

Eternal Resting Place 1.20.5

1.20.5, bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, death, departed loved ones, emotional pain, ETERNAL, eternal rest, final farewell, Funeral, GRIEVING, Heartache, Life after death., Loss, Memories, mourning, passing away, Place, Remembrance, rest in peace, resting, Sadness, saying goodbye

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Potions Brewed:	62
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

LOL, join our Minecraft server because we have zombies that drop diamonds when they die!

You’ll never be bored because our creepers throw parties every night and explode in rainbow colors!

The pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard bonanza up in here!

Come on in and see for yourself, but be careful of the killer bunnies – they’re cute but deadly!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

Join now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RentALessFriendAITA

abusive parent, boarding school, cleanliness, Communication, communication breakdown, Credit, damaged property, Disappointment, Favours, friendship, Honesty, honesty in references, OBLIGATION, realtors, rental history, rental property, rental reference, RentALessFriendAITA, Struggling, Support, used

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	90
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this crazy story!

Imagine living in a Minecraft world with your best friend, only to have them completely ghost you once they no longer need your cheap rent. That’s right, just like the OP’s friend in this story, you never know who might turn their back on you in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles over rental references, where you’ll have to decide if you’re willing to lie for your former friend or spill the tea on their dirty living habits. It’s a cutthroat world out there, and only the strongest survive on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of backstabbing, drama, and shady rental history, then join our server today! Who needs boring old friendships when you can have all the excitement of a soap opera right in your Minecraft world?

CraftyDan’s Warzone

Air Force, Army, Buy, CraftyDans, Danish military, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Equipment, foreign policy, military gear, military technology, national defense, Navy, prime minister, Procurement, SECURITY, warzone, weapons

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mines Excavated:	3055	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military gear than denmark! our prime minister is always shouting “buy, buy, buy” because we have so much cool stuff to get! you can ride into battle on a diamond-encrusted tank or fight off creepers with a rocket launcher! our pvp battles are so intense, even herobrine would be scared to join! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun

Fun, Gene, gene targeting, Gene therapy, genetic breakthrough, genetic disorder, genetic medicine, genetic mutation, genetic research, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, infant treatment, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Motor neuron disease, neurological disorder, newborn treatment, prenatal treatment, Rare Disease, spinal cord disease, spinal Muscular Atrophy, Targeting, womb treatment, WombCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

yo, dis server be like dat two-and-a-half-year-old girl who be defying all odds and kickin’ butt! we be treatin’ our players with love and care like dat gene-targeting drug treatin’ dat lil girl in da womb. ain’t no rare genetic disorder gonna hold us back, we be conquerin’ all dem challenges like bosses!

come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!

SmartieSMP

active SMP community, admin interference, Builder, Community, Community Projects, enjoy the game, Explorer, hand-built structures, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, Regular Events, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, survival experience

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Towns Built:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

A: No, joining the server is completely free.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Love Letters Sent:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	4199
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	1680	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	238718
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	106
Astral Projections Made:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Buildings Constructed:	23

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫