| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 702069 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).
So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.
2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.
3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?
4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 97 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.
So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.
So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
