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AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	83446
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4895
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	613
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magic Items Found:	6067	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	154

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Potions Brewed:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Soul Contracts Signed:	2