🌵 SonoraBuild 🌵 – Test Server with Plots and Survival! (1.20.4)

LGBTQ, PvE, Sonorabuild, Survival, Wilderness

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Emeralds Found:	9794
Zombie Dances:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

SonoraBuild is a Survival MCMMO server with 100% custom terrain based on the American Southwest, with some other North American terrain to match! Come and discover a world full of surprises you won’t find in normal Minecraft. Keep in mind we’re still heavily under construction and features are being added pretty much every day!!!

🌵 SonoraBuild 🌵 - Test Server with Plots and Survival! (1.20.4) Minecraft Server Grief Prevention! SonoraBuild uses Residences to let players create their own settlements and towns.No Nether! Unlike most servers, our world doesn’t have a Nether. Instead, you can mine for hellish resources at /warp volcanoes.Vote Crates! /Vote and get crate keys. You can open the crates at /warp crates .

🌵 SonoraBuild 🌵 - Test Server with Plots and Survival! (1.20.4) Minecraft Server Walk out of the spawn house (or use /rtp to teleport a short distance away) to begin your journey. You start as a Newcomer, and cannot create your own residence claim. Even as a Newcomer, you can still build (or rent land from other players) and explore freely! After 1 hour and gaining some MCMMO skills and 1 km of travel, you have the ability to /rankup to Rookie. At this point, you can make claims using the stick item and the /res create (home name) command. Higher ranks will gain the ability to claim large amounts of land and create sprawling towns.

🌵 SonoraBuild 🌵 - Test Server with Plots and Survival! (1.20.4) Minecraft Server Griefing and raiding is not allowed. Those who do so will be banned on sight.Do not PVP unwilling players. This is very unfriendly behavior and also very bannable.We are a safe space! Please be civil and tolerant towards others and refrain from using sexist, racist, or homophobic language.

mc.sonorabuild.net

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Potions Brewed:	42
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	830786	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	New Chunks Explored:	176089
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	77
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Towns Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	2707	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	4558
Astral Projections Made:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Emeralds Found:	1858

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.