🌟 Sphere MC: Where the mods are wilder than your last creeper encounter!

Challenging, Community, creeper, Discord, encounter, enthusiastic, Experience, form, Hardware, Join, members, Modded, Mods, Performance, RAM, restart, rewarding, Server, SPHERE, Updates, Uptime, Version, Whitelist, WILDER

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	257	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	New Chunks Explored:	551034
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Sphere MC Minecraft Server

🔥 FRESHLY WIPED 🔥 Sphere MC – Welcome to our whitelist-only community, we offer a friendly and engaging modded experience using the All the Mods 9 modpack.

—————————————————————–

💎 Get Started Here: https://discord.gg/spheremc

—————————————————————–

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

“All The Mods 9” (ATM9) is an extensive addition of over 400 mods that blend together very well to redefine your Minecraft experience. Here are some key mods to explore ��

(Tech & Machines)	(Enchanting & Spells)	(Biomes & Dimensions)	(Diverse Additions)
Create Mod	Botania	Biomes O’ Plenty	Easy Villagers
Mekanism	Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks	Twilight Forest	Aether
Refined Storage	Blood Magic	Blue Skies	Ender IO
Immersive Engineering	Ars Nouveau	The Lost Cities	Ad Astra

—————————————————————–

Our Promise:

We’re committed to providing a seamless, up-to-date experience. With good server hardware and regular updates, Sphere MC guarantees 99% uptime with a daily restart.

—————————————————————–

Server Info:

• Version: Minecraft 1.20.1

• Modpack: All the Mods 9

• Difficulty: Challenging yet rewarding

RAM Recommendation: 16GB minimum for optimal performance❗

—————————————————————–

Join Us!

We’re looking for more enthusiastic members to join our server! Ready to be part of our community? Fill out a quick form on Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

Be Inspired! ✨

FAQ

Q: Is this server open to everyone?

A: No, our server is whitelist-only. You must fill out a form on our Discord to join.

Q: What is the modpack used on this server?

A: We use the “All the Mods 9” modpack which includes over 400 mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We strive to provide regular updates and maintain a 99% uptime guarantee with daily restarts.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

A: The server is running Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult novelty, adult toys, Bedroom fun, discreet pleasure, Echoes, Ethereal, Fleshlight Faces, intimate accessories, intimate moments, intimate products, IRL edition, lifelike texture, male pleasure, masturbation aid, pleasure products, realistic feel, realistic sex toys, self pleasure, sensual experience, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, solo play

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	865	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!

MomDontTripServer

adult relationships, adulting, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, helicopter parent, Immigrating, INDEPENDENCE, LDR, long-distance relationship, MomDontTripServer, mother-daughter relationship, overbearing mother, overprotective, parental expectations, personal space, social media, stress-free trip

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being like an overbearing mother, constantly checking in on you and not giving you any space to breathe? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the helicopter parenting of other servers.

Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.

Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!

So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?

ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

binge watching, Characters, Decline, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing endings, disappointing sequels, Entertainment, favorite shows, great beginnings, Plot, Popular Shows, Quality, Seasons, shows to avoid, ShowStopperMinecraftSMP, storytelling, television, Television series, television shows, TV series, tv shows

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/200	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchantments Applied:	208
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDeathMatch

Afterlife, BlockyDeathMatch, death, demise, destiny, End.., eternal rest, Expiration, expiration date, fate, final destination, final hour, grim reaper, how you’d die, last breath, Life, long tail tag, mortality, Tag, username

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/900	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Farms Harvested:	743

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

EcoWarriorCraft

#sustainability, activism, air travel, carbon footprint, climate change, climate crisis, compensation, Court, EcoWarriorCraft, Emissions, environmental impact, environmentalist, FIRED, German, green technology, lawsuit, Legal, refusing, renewable energy, Researcher, travel

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/900	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so like, this server is so lit that even german climate change researchers are getting in on the action! this one dude got fired for not wanting to fly in a plane, but then he came to our server and won mad cash from the court! like, who needs air travel when you can just chill on our server and build epic stuff, amirite? come join us and maybe you’ll win a court case too, who knows! 😂🌍💸 #climatechange #minecraftmadness

Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

Bacteria, Bacterial infection, Combat, Crafty, Dermatology, HARMFUL, health, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Inflammatory Response, Itch, Itchy, Land, Microbiome, scratching, scratching itch, scratching skin, Scratchy, skin, skin health, skin irritation, skin microbiota, trigger

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3122	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.

smp.me

age requirement, armor stand, Community vote, donator perks, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, LGBTQ, player heads, Plugins, proximity chat, PvP, sleep skip, smp, smp.me, Staff Team, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, World Map

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/800	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dimension Hops:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

Features

Feature	Description
(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod	Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows for various customization options for armor stands.
Discord > server chat	Enables communication between Discord and server chat.
Web based world map	High-quality map with multiple perspectives.
Gradual world border expansion	Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
Grief prevention	Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
Adult staff team	Experienced staff without power complexes.
Opt-in only PVP	Players can choose to participate in PVP.
Decorative player heads	Allows for decorative player heads in the game.
Decisions made by community vote	Community-driven decision-making process.
Sleep skip	Feature to skip the night by majority sleep.

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Head to smp.me to apply!

Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

1.20.6, agency.., brand, Corpo, corporeal, cyber, discussions, EIEN Extended, graduated talents, Identities, Idol, Kawaii, mascots, NEXAS, Oshi, phase connect, PixelLink, retired talents, Shill, small corpo, Talents, VAllure, VSMP, Vtubers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Emeralds Found:	8207	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!

We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!

MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

Assertiveness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, future mother in law, mother-in-law relationships, MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown, relationships, setting boundaries, wedding cake, wedding caterer, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, Wedding Flowers, wedding opinions, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions, wedding venue

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/900	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

MineCraftyMornings

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily rituals, daily routine, health benefits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyMornings, morning freshness, morning routine, morning shower, night shower, nighttime routine, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self-care, shower habits, showering habits, showering preferences, showering schedule, waking up, winding down

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/400	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/600	Votes:	7276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6253	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	1348	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/600	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	4814	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Secret Passages Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	164

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

Players:	95/100	Votes:	5396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	6964	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crops Grown:	3183
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	New Chunks Explored:	706867