🌎 Infinity Isles: Where Creepers are the Real Allies and Villagers are the True Enemies

1.21, active community, Allies, apply, commands, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Donation perks, enemies, Events, Griefers, Infinity, Isles, multiplayer, Plugins, quality of life, real, Resources, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, Staff, Survival, True, Vanilla, villagers, voice chats, world border

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Server Overview

Features	Description
Semi Vanilla	A vanilla server with some plugins for quality of life and multiplayer fun
Whitelisted	18+ server with reviewed applications to ensure a mature community
Expanded World Border	Now on version 1.21 with a border of 10k

What Makes Us Stand Out

Fast leaf decay, dynmap, and head drops for improved gameplay
Server located on the East US coast for good connection
Player-run shopping district and bi-weekly events with prizes
Resource worlds for gathering materials and keeping regular worlds neat
No pay-to-win donation perks and active community on Discord

Join us today! Apply in our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server only for players 18 and older?	Yes, we have a mature community and only accept players who are 18 or older.
Are griefers and trolls dealt with promptly?	Yes, our staff team handles griefers swiftly and any damage caused is repaired.
Is there pay-to-win on the server?	No, donation perks are non-P2W and all proceeds go towards server improvement.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we hold bi-weekly events with prizes and other off-schedule fun activities.
Can I access resource worlds for gathering materials?	Yes, we have special portals at spawn for resource worlds in all three dimensions.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Emeralds Found:	8528
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	New Chunks Explored:	458763
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Villages Defended:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	5515
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Buildings Constructed:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Star Shards Collected:	207
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ores Mined:	8965	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9500	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Alien Abductions:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Farms Harvested:	906	Dragons Tamed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Potions Brewed:	99
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!