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Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders just like this poor husband carrying the load for his entire family. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you have plenty of virtual kids to help you out with chores and keep you entertained.
With activities like virtual tutoring, virtual therapy sessions for your virtual kids with social anxiety and ADHD, and virtual car washing for virtual money, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.
So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Just remember, when your virtual wife asks you to make virtual arrangements and run virtual errands, just say, “Sure, let me know when you want to make that happen” and keep on gaming like a boss.
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have a secret underground dance club where they bust out the sickest moves you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on our pet wolves who can moonwalk like Michael Jackson.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re known to drop sick beats that will make you groove all night long!
also, we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, like, for real. and, like, the villagers are all secretly aliens in disguise.
plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room.
so, like, if you wanna have a totally epic time and, like, see some crazy stuff, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and, like, meet some totally wacky characters.
but beware, if u get rejected from joining a cool minecraft team or if ur epic redstone creation gets trashed by a griefer, the negative effect can last for several days! so come join our server and experience the highs and lows of minecraft relationships like never before! who knew mining for diamonds could bring such drama and excitement? let’s get crafting, baby!
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Server Launch Date | January 10, 2025 |
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Active Members | 20-30 |
Server Location | Arizona, US (welcoming players worldwide) |
A: Yes, Solarion is an 18+ server.
A: Shopping District, Games District, Community Centre, and Special Event Coordinators for fun server events.
A: Some of the plugins include Drop Heads, CoreProtect, Axgraves, Simple Voice Chat, Armor Stand Tools, Player Sleep, and Bluemap.
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Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the chaos of parenting and immerse yourself in a world where everything runs like clockwork. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax after a long day of taking care of your little one.
Forget about the struggles of breastfeeding versus bottle feeding, nap times, and sleepless nights. On our server, you can build, explore, and have fun without a care in the world. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the challenges of parenting and will always have your back.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the stress of parenting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!