𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖚𝖒𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖑𝕮𝖗𝖆𝖋𝖙: Where mods, PvP, factions, and survival come together!

Arcane Power, Builders, Creative, Creature Collection, Curseforge, Eldritch Exploration, Extreme Engineering, Factions, java, Loot, Magic, Memory, Modded, Mods, penumbralcraft, PvP, Raiding, rules-lite, Rust, space age, Survival, Technology

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Penumbralcraft
Server Type	Modded PvP Survival
Modpack	Curseforge modpack – Penumbralcraft
Recommended Memory	12Gb
Minecraft Version	1.20.1
Java Version	17 required
Server IP	penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the theme of the server?

A: The server focuses on rediscovering technology and embracing magic in a post-cataclysmic world.

Q: Is it a PvP server?

A: Yes, it is a full PvP, full loot, and full raiding environment.

Q: How can players progress technologically?

A: Technology is structured along a progressive recipe tree, but players can quickly advance to a gilded space age with smart crafting.

Q: What sets this server apart from others?

A: Penumbralcraft combines the survival PvP experience with an extensive builders toolset, offering a unique blend of combat and creativity.

Q: Can players explore outer space on the server?

A: Yes, players can traverse a landscape altered by otherworldly forces, explore outer space, and break through to horrific dimensions.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1835	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Alien Abductions:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Emeralds Found:	5570	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Towns Built:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3954	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crops Grown:	2066
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2527	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Animals Bred:	72	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Emeralds Found:	1022
Secret Passages Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	183
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	5740

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9295	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	141	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	816225

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!