ɢʀɪᴇꜰ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ. 1.19.x – 1.20.x, come and play with your friends 🙂 Summer update is already on the server
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 337 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7077 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5483 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.
Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?
With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Star Shards Collected: | 103 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
