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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	236
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	49	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Emeralds Found:	149
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2308	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Animals Bred:	186

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Items Found:	3881

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

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Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Potions Brewed:	186

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension Hops:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2192	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magic Items Found:	3393
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

Players:	90/300	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Votes:	8764
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3