| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7621 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Votes: | 8735 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7179 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 4151 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8144 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6957 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 123 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3616 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6906 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8098 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3125 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3260 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6768 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 967 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 167 |
| Potions Brewed: | 84 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 492 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8621 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 184 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8075 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1030 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1944 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3319 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7423 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8338 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 612 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
