| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks and have tamed dragons to do their bidding. But beware, there are also rumors of a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit of enchanted armor made of cheese? Only on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll respawn after being blown up by a TNT trap.
Join us at www.bbc.co.uk and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get seriously silly.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! Mine them, eat them, share them with your friends. Just watch out for the chocolate creepers, they’ll explode in a shower of deliciousness.
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are all secretly ninjas, ready to defend the village from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come their way. And our admin team? They’re all wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. From zombie villagers riding llamas to skeleton horses wearing diamond armor, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the lava-filled swimming pool. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris. Want to be the richest player on the server? Cluck Norris can make it happen. Want to ride a unicorn through the clouds? Cluck Norris has got you covered.
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft community you’ll ever be a part of. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging marriage proposals from hostile mobs while building your dream base with your new blocky friends. Who needs a spouse when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side?
So say goodbye to boring arranged marriages and hello to a world where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT cannons and creeper griefers. Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 81 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its rare drops for yourself, becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Do you have what it takes to navigate the city’s traps and claim its riches?
Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to ZOG and hello to a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride pigs into battle, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches, and our Discord communities are so lively, they make the Ender Dragon look like a sleepy kitten.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your diamonds!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2236 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs!
So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old servers and join a place where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over to our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Forget about grinding for diamonds, on our server, all you need to do is drink the magical potion and watch as your character’s appearance changes before your very eyes. No need to worry about the science behind it, just sit back and enjoy the transformation.
Join us now and experience the ultimate glow-up like never before. Who needs breast implants and a cock delete when you can have a complete body makeover in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server today and become the queen bee of the blocky world!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild economist appears and teaches you about supply and demand. Or maybe you’re building a house when a trader shows up and gives you insider tips on how to make millions in the virtual stock market. And don’t even get us started on the blockchain technology lessons – let’s just say things get pretty wild when you start mining virtual cryptocurrency in-game.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you learn about personal finance while fighting off creepers and building epic structures? Trust us, this is one server you won’t want to miss out on. Join now and become a financial guru in the most unexpected way possible!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Active community
Unique events and competitions with interesting prizes
Referral system: invite friends and get rewards!
Constant updates and improvements
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a mischievous witch has been causing chaos, turning players into pumpkins and stealing all the candy for herself. Will you be brave enough to stop her and save Halloween for everyone?
So grab your wand, put on your best magical girl outfit, and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
