⭐➜❤️REALLYMINE❤️⭐➜FREE DONATION/FREE Minecraft server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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➜ VKontakte group vk.com/rlmine

➜ Website for purchasing donations ReallyMine.Ru

➜ IP – mc.ReallyMine.ru

➜ Version – 1.8-1.18.1

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★ ➜ Best survival server!

★ ➜ Honest PVP with Antirelog

★ ➜ Discounts up to 90% on donations

★ ➜ No cheating on commands! (100%)

★ ➜ Rarely wipe and never take away donations!

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Also

★ No lags!

★ We don’t cheat for donations, we’re honest!

★ Kind and responsive administration!

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NoFriendZoneCraft

10. Controlling, 11. Hypocritical, 12. Negative attitude, 13. Gossiping, 14. Unreliable, 15. Disrespectful, 16. Closed-minded, 17. Entitled, 18. Rude behavior, 19. Lack of boundaries, 2. Arrogance, 20. Lack of accountability., 3. Dishonesty, 4. Manipulative, 5. Self-centered, 6. Lack of empathy, 7. Judgmental, 8. Inconsiderate, 9. Passive-aggressive, NoFriendZoneCraft, toxic behavior

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

If someone doesn’t play on our Minecraft server, that’s a big red flag! Like, seriously, who in their right mind wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of diamonds? If someone doesn’t appreciate the beauty of our pixelated world, then we just can’t vibe with them. Plus, we have a strict “no creepers allowed” policy, so you know you’ll be safe from any explosive surprises. So, if you want to avoid being labeled as a total square, join our server and let the shenanigans begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: No Putin Allowed!

Allowed, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic solutions, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, putin, Putin talks, russia, security guarantees, Ukraine, Vance, war prevention, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

so, like, u know how ukraine is like, in a tough spot with putin and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for ukraine to get those “security guarantees” they need before talking to putin. like, we have a whole team of expert minecraft players who will protect ukraine from any virtual threats. plus, our server is so secure, even putin himself couldn’t hack into it. join now for the ultimate protection and peace of mind. #minecraftforpeace #putinwho #ukrainestrong

Limitless Flow 1.20.6

1.20.6, Circulation, circulation boundaries, circulation constraints, circulation control, circulation guidelines, circulation levels, circulation limits, circulation management, circulation overload, circulation overload limit, circulation policies, circulation regulation, circulation restrictions, circulation saturation, circulation standards, circulation threshold, circulation volume, excessive circulation, flow, Limitless, too much

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster for your brain! I mean, who even needs normal circulation when you can have TOO MUCH, am I right?

Join us and experience the wildest ride of your life as you navigate through crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget boring old servers, this one will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) the whole time. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the madness!

ShiftSquad Minecraft Server

boss involvement, child care center, Childless, Communication, compromise, early shift, educator, Fairness, late shift, middle school kids, Minecraft, parenting, selfish, Server, shift switch, ShiftSquad, summer schedule, work conflict, work responsibilities, work-life balance, working parents, workplace dynamics

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of dealing with entitled parents who think they deserve special treatment just because they have kids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their parental status.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about selfish room partners demanding the early shift just because they have children. We believe in fair play and equal opportunities for all players, whether you’re a parent or not. Say goodbye to drama and hello to a community where everyone is valued and respected.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the joy of building and exploring in a world where everyone is treated with the same level of respect. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

TrainWreckBoyfriendRescue

anxious, Argument, Boyfriend, close call, Crossing, danger, disagreement, GRABBING, impulsivity, intervention, near miss, Protective, Pulling, reaction, relationship dynamics, Risk, Safety, track, Train, TrainWreckBoyfriendRescue, Vibrations

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where you can experience the thrill of narrowly avoiding danger just like this girl did with her boyfriend and the train track! Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while playing on our server. Grab your friends and join us for some heart-pounding excitement and questionable decision-making! Remember, safety first…unless it’s for the sake of a good story.

TouchCraft: Drive & Text Edition

automakers, Automotive Industry, cars, consumer demand, convenience, digital displays, distractions, DRIVE, driver behavior, Edition, hands-free, infotainment systems, innovation, mobile devices, regulations, road safety, Safety, Technology, text, texting and driving, Touch Screens, TouchCraft, user interface, Voice Control

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Tired of being judged for texting and driving? Join our Minecraft server where you can have all the big touch screens you want without any pesky warnings! Our cars are equipped with touch screens so massive, you’ll forget all about the dangers of distracted driving. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and wacky challenges to keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of touch screen madness!

McTopik server minecraft

⚒️, ᴀ, ᴀᴋ, Bum, Clans, classic, ᴄ, ᴄiᴄʍᴀ, ᴄᴦd, dᴧi, dᴧya, ᴅʀi, Economy, ᴇ, ᴊᴀᴠᴀ, McTopik, Minecraft, ᴍᴄ, ᴍɪɴ, nandiotheravia, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, nyuns, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Server, Survival, Without Launcher, ʍ, ʍᴀᴄɯ, ʍᴀᴄɯbn, ʍᴀinᴋ, yuzes, ᴦ, ᴧ, ᴨ, ᴨᴄᴋ, О

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

The good ᴨ ᴨ ᴍᴄ ᴍᴄ ᴍᴄ ᴍᴄ ᴍᴄ ᴍᴄ ᴍᴄ ᴍᴄ ᴨ ᴨ ᴨ ᴨᴄᴋ

It is waiting for the ᴀ ᴨ ᴨ ᴨ ᴧ ᴧ ᴧ ᴧ ᴧ ᴧ ʍᴀinᴋ

ʍᴀᴄɯ ʍᴀᴄɯbn ᴄiᴄʍᴀ ᴦ

ᴦ nandiotheravia -nyuns, ⚔️

ʍ ʍ ᴄ ᴄ ᴄ ᴄyuzes?

And the same

Feeling ᴦ ᴦ ʍ ʍ ʍ ʍ ʍ ʍ ʍ ʍ ᴄ ᴄ ᴄ ᴄ bum! ?

ᴄᴦd ᴀᴋ ᴀᴋ ᴀᴋ ᴀᴋ ᴄ ᴄ ᴄ ᴄ ᴄ ᴄ ᴀ ᴄ ᴄ ᴄ ᴄ ᴍᴄ ᴍᴄ ᴍᴄ ᴍᴄ ᴍᴄ ʙᴀᴧ ʙ ʙ ᴄ ᴄ ᴍɪɴ ᴍɪɴ ᴍɪɴ ᴍɪɴ ᴍɪɴ ᴍɪɴᴍɪɴ ⚒️

ᴄ ᴄ ᴧ ᴧ ᴇ ᴇ ᴇ О 1.20.80 dᴧi ᴅʀi and 1.20.5 dᴧya ᴊᴀᴠᴀ

play.mctopik.ru:25626

Adversity Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adversity, BDSM, BDSM degradation, degradation, degradation fantasy, degradation fantasy role play, degradation fetish, degradation kink, degradation play, Domination, domination degradation, fetish, fetish degradation, Humiliation, humiliation play, Kinky, kinky degradation, Quest, role play degradation, role-play, submissive, submissive degradation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	7516
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP, because it’s like, the most epic place to be if you wanna have a totally wild time!

I mean, come on, where else can you find a server that’s all about degrading you in the most hilarious and insane ways possible?

Picture this: you’re just mining some diamonds, minding your own business, and then BAM, you’re suddenly transformed into a chicken with a top hat!

And that’s just the beginning, my dudes. The admins on this server are like mad scientists, constantly coming up with new ways to mess with your head and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your dignity destroyed, then come join us on this totally bonkers server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion, because things are about to get seriously weird up in here!

DriveThruDilemma

3 hours, Airport, aita, city, Clients, cost, DriveThruDilemma, Driving, drop off, Impact, in-laws, luggage, Pick up, Questioning, selfish, Snow, suburbs, traffic, Uber, work from home, young children

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with in-laws? Look no further! Our server is like a straight drive from the airport to the suburbs – easy and stress-free! Join us and experience the thrill of picking up virtual in-laws without the hassle of traffic delays.

Our server is so epic, it will make you feel like you’re dealing with external clients while your partner is off on a 4.5-hour adventure to pick up their parents. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual snow for you to shovel and luggage to carry to the door – all from the comfort of your own home!

So come join us and see why our server is the perfect place for those who understand the struggle of dealing with in-laws and the importance of a good Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Vanilla Playground

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, challenge, Chaos, Community, creativity, Decision making, Exploration, freedom, Friends, Griefing, multiplayer, non-resetting, ONLINE, open world, Playground, Ruleset, Sandbox, Server, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
Server IP	play.mcvpg.org
Server Version	1.21.4
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. Classical survival on modern version that been up for 3 years, grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

FAQ

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: No, there are no rules on VPG. It’s a classic anarchy server with no plugins or restrictions.

Q: Can I play with my friends?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join you on the server and explore, build, and survive together.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on VPG. Be prepared to defend yourself or engage in battles with other players.

Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?

A: Yes, you are allowed to grief and destroy other players’ builds on the server. It’s part of the anarchy experience.

Q: Is there a map reset on the server?

A: No, there are no scheduled map resets on VPG. The world will continue to evolve and grow over time.

Crafted Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, 95711341, Communication, crafted, discussion, forum, internet, message board, Numbers, Online Community, Previous thread, Realms, Thread

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a house out of rainbow blocks! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers and diamonds instead of Oompa Loompas and chocolate rivers.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that you can use as hats, and even a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a community of friendly players who will help you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DadDebtDramaCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Cheating, college fund, Communication, Confrontation, DadDebtDramaCraft, emotional, Emotional distance, family, financial support, forgiveness, Honesty, narcissist, parent child, relationship, Repayment, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your dream world!

On our server, you can create a virtual family where no one cheats or steals your college fund. You can trust your in-game dad to actually be there for you and not spend your hard-earned diamonds on some other woman.

And if your in-game dad ever lends you money, don’t worry about paying him back! After all, he technically owes you thousands of emeralds for all the emotional distress he’s caused.

So come join us and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Our server is the perfect place to relax, have fun, and build a world where you’re the one in control. Plus, we have a strict “no narcissists allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any toxic family members ruining the fun.

CraftyCouplesBonding

Affection, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Companionship, Connection, CraftyCouplesBonding, Deep Conversations, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, non-sexual intimacy, Partnership, physical intimacy, quality time, relationship, shared experiences, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2462	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring you and your partner closer together? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to bond over building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling mobs side by side.

Join us for the ultimate relationship test as you navigate through treacherous caves, conquer towering mountains, and work together to survive in the wild. Who needs couples therapy when you can just play Minecraft together?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the rarest diamond in the game can only be found by two players working together in perfect harmony. Will you and your partner be the ones to uncover this legendary gem and solidify your bond forever?

So come join us on our server and get ready for the most intimate, non-sex thing you’ll ever do with your partner – conquering the world of Minecraft together!

MineCraftyUkraine

Agreement, Decision making, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, MineCraftyUkraine, mineral reserves, mining rights, Natural resources, negotiations, Politics, President Zelensky, refusal, Resources, SOVEREIGNTY, U.S, Ukraine, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the president of Ukraine, Zelensky, is like, “nah bro, you can’t have half of our mineral reserves, America!” And everyone on the server is like, “whaaaaat? That’s so wild, dude!”

Join our server for all the drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a Minecraft world. Build your own empire and fight for your right to mine those precious minerals. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of Minecraft Ukraine! Just kidding, that’s not a thing, but it would be pretty hilarious, right?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see where it takes you. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets and become the richest player on the server. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at all the crazy shenanigans that go down. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Galactic Space Disco

disco, Galactic, Space

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got da largest celestial object of its kind discovered in da distant universe! like bruh, we got planets made of diamonds and moons made of cheese! u can ride on a space llama and battle aliens with your diamond sword!

we got secret portals to other dimensions where u can find rare loot and meet funky creatures. and don’t even get me started on our epic space battles with flying pigs and laser-shooting cows. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, bro!

so come on and join us on dis out-of-this-world server for a galactic adventure like no other! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get abducted by aliens, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? let’s get this interstellar party started! 🚀🌌👽