Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Crops Grown:	6383	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8450
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	213

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

zenithmc.fun

Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4403
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	136
Endless Night Skies:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5476	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	5556	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Potions Brewed:	92
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	7533	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Void Armor Forged:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

New Minecraft Servers 2025

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Features:

FAQ

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

ZenithMC Network

Starcrunch Network

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

OpAnarchy Prison

Torrent Network

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

Features:

Survival:

SkyFactions (Launches June):

Lifesteal:

Players:	91/400	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	389	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cursed Amulets Found:	3