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Players: |
108/600 |
Votes: |
8033 |
Rating: |
4.0 / 5 |
Heroic Legacies Created: |
3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: |
3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: |
2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: |
1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: |
4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: |
1 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
9 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
9 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: |
5 |
Legendary Titles Earned: |
3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: |
1 |
OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like, the most epic
server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the best compliments, like, ever. People are always saying stuff like “your pixelated skin looks like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow” or “your block placing skills are on fleek, bro.” It’s like, so lit, you know?
And, like, the community is just so amazing, man. We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he loves potatoes so much. And then there’s this other player who only speaks in pig latin. Oinkay, that’s just hilarious, amirite?
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all wear diamond armor and dance to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. It’s like, the party of the century, bro.
So, like, if you wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta join us, man. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that. See you in the pixelated world, my dude!