| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9280 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Animals Bred: | 130 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 993 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Server on 1.12.2 ip: happyslug.aboba.host
happyslug.aboba.host
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9740 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4704 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7976 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2616 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7082 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3298 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6493 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8001 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3155 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9999 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Potions Brewed: | 51 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2726 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7459 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8842 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6144 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7376 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 7248 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 689 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9425 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
