A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!
Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.
So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5237 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!
JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 9773 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay |
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| Features | Master redstone, roleplay, PvP |
| Community | Friendly and welcoming |
Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT
Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?
A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?
A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.
But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.
Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?
So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.
Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
