A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 45 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8276 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
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| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
