A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.
Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 89 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.
But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4895 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.
So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be as creative as the masterminds behind Minecraft, just hop on our server and let the insanity take over. Who needs reality when you’ve got a server this wild? Join now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! We have friends from Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, Phase Connect, Phase ALiAS, Phase Invaders, V4Mirai, Daisy Dandelion, Idol Corp, and many more small corpos and Korean Vtubers! Plus, we’ve got Sheeptubers, Retro Vtubers, Wool lovers, and even a VReverie Extended crew!
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of wholesomeness. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane Minecraft SMP – you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 296 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Picture this: you log on to find your house has been turned into a giant cake by the resident prankster, and now you have to fend off hungry mobs while also trying to resist taking a bite out of your delicious new home.
But that’s not all – our community events are legendary. Last week, we had a llama race that turned into a llama stampede through the village, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens in the nether portal.
So why should you join Eve? Because where else can you find a group of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But that’s not all! Our latest patch includes new content for operations that will blow your mind. And in our September community update, we revealed some insane secrets that will leave you speechless. Plus, our first developer Q&A session was so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing.
If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our roadmap. It’s filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get me started on the lore stuff – it’s so wild, you won’t believe your eyes.
But the real reason to join this Minecraft server is for the jolly cooperation with your battle brothers. We’ve got codes for jolly coop/PvP that will have you teaming up with the most hilarious characters you’ve ever met. And if you’re having trouble with matchmaking, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge – problem solved!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of the /sm2g/ Dude Wall – where you can submit your own Dudes and show off your skills. Previous players are raving about the fun they’ve had, so don’t miss out on the action. See you in the game, warrior!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Our server is so hardcore that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with strong, independent women who will show you how to build the most epic castles and slay the fiercest mobs. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a team of badass warrior queens by your side?
So come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig and wearing a tutu. Good luck!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
