| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where players rode pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots? Yeah, things get pretty ridiculous around here.
But that’s not all! We also have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “TNT Dodgeball” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts that lead players on a wild goose chase through hidden dungeons and secret passageways.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🎉🎮 #BestServerEver
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. And don’t forget about our Light Cone Banners, like Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have new drip marketing with Sunday and Fugue, both 5-star characters with amazing abilities. And let’s not forget about our redeemable codes for exclusive gifts!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
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| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.
But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.
So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.
And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for a game download that will have you hooked on Android, iOS, or PC. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!
Our General Info/FAQ for New Players will answer all your burning questions about this wild world we’ve created. And don’t forget to check out our Additional Links for even more insanity.
But that’s not all! Get ready for some insane events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] where you’ll be celebrating like never before. And don’t miss out on Full Burst Day – Weekends, where things get even crazier!
Looking for a challenge? Join our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth. These missions will push you to your limits and beyond!
And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace. These characters will have you laughing and crying with their outrageous abilities.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Grave, our upcoming special recruit who will shake things up in ways you never thought possible.
And don’t even get us started on our Costume Passes. From Scarlet: Black Shadow to D: Killer Wife, these outfits will have you strutting your stuff like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Picture this: a server where the tennis courts are made out of blocks of TNT that explode every time someone scores a point. Talk about a real blast! And don’t even get us started on the players – we’ve got a llama riding champion, a parrot that can serve better than Serena Williams, and a creeper who’s just here for the snacks (watch out for those explosive volleys!).
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as diverse and unpredictable as a game of tennis on a volcano, come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft Grand Slam champion. Or at the very least, you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you got served by a zombie in a tennis match.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
