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SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	3147

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mines Excavated:	1507	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	340	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Towns Built:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3717
Farms Harvested:	346	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	147
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9390
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6269

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Potions Brewed:	53	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Players:	96/600	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5