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| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2534 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and other mobs that have been tamed and trained to perform tricks. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie do a backflip!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
We promise a safe environment for your daughter to play with her male friends, just like the dad in this story did. Who needs overnight stays at creepy ex-boyfriend’s houses when you can join our server and have a great time with friends you’ve known since pre-k?
And if anyone dares to question your parenting decisions, don’t worry! We’ll have your back and provide you with the perfect comeback, just like this dad did. So come join us and let the teenage drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of llamas invades, demanding to be the rulers of the land. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!
But that’s not all – we have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. You can even start your own llama rental business or open a bakery selling creeper-shaped cookies.
So why waste your weekends on mundane activities when you could be living it up in our zany Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 911 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2260 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Welcome to Chronos Gaming, a Survival-oriented Minecraft server with an economy based on supply and demand between players. Features: Time-saving kit system, without being pay-to-win. Daily events and rewards. Active and friendly community. Support for Java and Bedrock players. We look forward to seeing you on your Chronos Gaming adventure!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
1. Our server is literally run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want to ride a dragon? Easy peasy, just ask the unicorns!
2. We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fierce wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land spreading joy and explosions wherever he goes. Join forces with him and you’ll be unstoppable!
4. We host weekly building competitions where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s smile together in this wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Rumor has it that the winner of our next tournament will be granted the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Yes, you heard that right – you could be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle, all thanks to your mad Minecraft skills.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and become the wealthiest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 171 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Forget about researching for hours, just jump into the game and let your arguments do the talking. And hey, if you catch someone using AI to win debates, call them out and earn an extra vote for the real showdown.
Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history through epic Minecraft battles? Join now and show off your debate skills in the most outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Embark on a quest to find alone time with your baby brother, amidst the chaos of his partner moving in without your knowledge and the impending arrival of a new baby. Will you be able to carve out a moment for a heart-to-heart chat before the baby zombie invasion begins?
Experience the thrill of trying to connect with your brother while his partner insists on being part of every adventure. Will you be able to navigate through the maze of family dynamics and create a bond stronger than a nether fortress?
Join us on this server where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions and emotions run higher than a tower of scaffolding. Who needs diamonds when you have the drama of family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join our server and show off your bling while battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see you strutting around in your shiny diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fashion warfare begin!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2956 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
