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mc.numinex.space
❖ Numinex ❖ Minecraft server
Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft
So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!DenCraft
DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.
play.dencraft.online:25610
AlarmOff Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!NoRide4U-Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.
Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.
So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!
CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, those carrots gave him the power to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. True story bro!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more explosions and less dubstep.
So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out, join now!