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StrayDogSquad Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with abandoned puppies, shady adoption managers, and unexpected debts with local vets.Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, where you never know what will happen next.
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where adopting a Minecraft dog comes with more drama than a reality TV show. Who needs scripted events when you have real-life chaos like this?
So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild adventure that you never saw coming. See you there!
BlockShame: Aunt Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter but fun does! Join us and escape the real world where people constantly comment on your weight and size. On our server, everyone is equal no matter how many pixels you weigh!We have a special dessert-themed world where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without anyone telling you to stop. And if anyone tries to body shame you, just build a giant cake house around them and watch them try to escape!
Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have body positivity workshops to boost their self-esteem. Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless adventures and acceptance. Plus, our aunt-proof protection system ensures that no one can force-feed you virtual food ever again!
YearlyAchievementsMC SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, I swear. We’ve got diamond armor for days, like we’re swimming in it. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like they’re on vacation or something.Oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base that’s filled with cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE. And not just any cake, but like, enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. I know, it sounds insane, but it’s totally true.
And the best part? We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on all the griefers. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.
So, what have you accomplished this year? Probably not as much as you would if you joined our Minecraft SMP. Just saying.
CraftyConfessions
Are you tired of keeping all your juicy secrets to yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can spill all your deepest, darkest secrets without anyone ever knowing it was you! Join us for a wild ride of scandalous confessions and outrageous stories that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own sanity. Who knows, you might even uncover some secrets that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. So come on, join us and let the secrets flow like lava in the Nether!CokeCraft: Better Than Whiskey!
so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like, run by colombia’s president or something, and he’s all like, “legalize cocaine, it’s, like, no worse than whiskey, man.” so, like, you know this server is gonna be a party, right?come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the blocks are made of pure cocaine and the mobs are all high on whiskey. it’s like a never-ending rave, man.
we’ve got custom plugins that make everything trippy and psychedelic, like you’ve never seen before. and the best part? you can build your own drug empire and become the richest player on the server. who needs diamonds when you’ve got cocaine, right?
so come on, join us and let’s get this party started. legalize cocaine, baby!