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| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4946 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.
So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Hundreds of different commands and unique features.
Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.
Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.
Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.
Many types of cases, magic items.
There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).
Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!
♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun
♥Port: 19132
♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.
But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.
Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 263 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!
So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
