| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6251 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 130 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5878 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Mines Excavated: | 2349 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | New Chunks Explored: | 416634 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5249 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 145 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!
But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.
Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6426 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Votes: | 9361 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1959 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1990 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7478 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 553 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca
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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6716 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1124 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 7269 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.
Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.
Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6201 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1471 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!
So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9475 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Welcome to Cheesecake SMP! |
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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6721 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1749 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”
And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2462 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2591 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2902 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 |
One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6076 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 175 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 5810 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 177 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8161 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 708 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
and get this, our server is all about inclusivity. we accept all types of players, no matter where u come from. whether u live in a big city or a tiny village, we got u covered. we even got special incentives for players from rural areas and non-teaching hospitals. we wanna make sure everyone gets a chance to experience our hospital-at-home program.
so, what u waitin for? come join our server and experience the most insane minecraft gameplay of ur life. who knew hospitals could be so much fun, right?
