| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1926 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 861 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4472 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9497 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2413 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1838 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3996 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
| Crops Grown: | 1658 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8435 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2524 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 796 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 297 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 253 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9692 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Votes: | 6432 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 105 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 572 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8716 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4787 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 438 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7248 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 951 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 673 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9897 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7900 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5445 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5267 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 5595 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 736767 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8291 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
